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sassymonkey

  1. @motherbumper Ok, not the same thing at all but I'm on a couple of twitter mom lists. Cracks my shit up. You know, due to lack of offspring.
  2. @zchamu @pdo no no no. It's a May West and Pepsi for breakfast.
  3. @moonsoar Ha! There are worse ones to get stuck in your head. I could suggest some if you want.... ;)
  4. Mmmmm Nutter Butters.
  5. I am getting tired of grey skies. Oh Mr Sun, won't you come out to play?
  6. @lauriek woohoo!
  7. @danasfeast Pancakes sounds easier but we also needed something to take in our lunched tomorrow. Stupid lunches.
  8. Dinner will be on the table late tonight but it will be yummy. Chicken pot pie with a biscuit crust.
  9. @FireMom giggle. Look at you! Rocking the skinny jean look. (I still need a photo.)
  10. It's gonnna be another day with a really long to do list.
  11. hey! They are talking about @overlaytv on CBC Radio Ottawa.
  12. @SomerM @texasebeth I've killed a couple if cacti as well.
  13. I am feeling restless and my restlessness is freaking out the fake husband. I blame the thunderstorm.
  14. I am not really fond of this thunder storm.
  15. @SomerM If aloe is hard to kill I'm in trouble. I've killed at least three. eep!
  16. @mcwhclan lol I had the same thought. She destroyed our last one. It just got be a pain in the butt to try to keep her from it.
  17. @mcwhclan some people call it kitty LSD. It is supposedly mildly hallucinogenic for them.
  18. @mcwhclan True, but my cat eats them to get high. They are a bit like catnip for cats.
  19. I need suggestions for plants that are low maintenance (I kill things), don't need a lot of sun and won't kill the fake cat. Anyone?
  20. @CatHealy :-p