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@motherbumper Ok, not the same thing at all but I'm on a couple of twitter mom lists. Cracks my shit up. You know, due to lack of offspring. about 1 hour ago via web in reply to motherbumper
@zchamu @pdo no no no. It's a May West and Pepsi for breakfast. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to zchamu
@moonsoar Ha! There are worse ones to get stuck in your head. I could suggest some if you want.... ;) about 3 hours ago via web in reply to moonsoar
Mmmmm Nutter Butters. about 3 hours ago via BlogHer Chatter
I am getting tired of grey skies. Oh Mr Sun, won't you come out to play? about 4 hours ago via BlogHer Chatter
@lauriek woohoo! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to lauriek
@danasfeast Pancakes sounds easier but we also needed something to take in our lunched tomorrow. Stupid lunches. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to danasfeast
Dinner will be on the table late tonight but it will be yummy. Chicken pot pie with a biscuit crust. about 18 hours ago via BlogHer Chatter
@FireMom giggle. Look at you! Rocking the skinny jean look. (I still need a photo.) about 21 hours ago via web in reply to FireMom
It's gonnna be another day with a really long to do list. 5:07 AM Sep 8th via BlogHer Chatter
hey! They are talking about @overlaytv on CBC Radio Ottawa. 4:37 AM Sep 8th via web
@SomerM @texasebeth I've killed a couple if cacti as well. 5:21 PM Sep 7th via Echofon in reply to SomerM
I am feeling restless and my restlessness is freaking out the fake husband. I blame the thunderstorm. 4:43 PM Sep 7th via BlogHer Chatter
I am not really fond of this thunder storm. 4:18 PM Sep 7th via web
@SomerM If aloe is hard to kill I'm in trouble. I've killed at least three. eep! 4:18 PM Sep 7th via web in reply to SomerM
@mcwhclan lol I had the same thought. She destroyed our last one. It just got be a pain in the butt to try to keep her from it. 1:37 PM Sep 7th via web in reply to mcwhclan
@mcwhclan some people call it kitty LSD. It is supposedly mildly hallucinogenic for them. 1:34 PM Sep 7th via web in reply to mcwhclan
@mcwhclan True, but my cat eats them to get high. They are a bit like catnip for cats. 1:30 PM Sep 7th via web in reply to mcwhclan
I need suggestions for plants that are low maintenance (I kill things), don't need a lot of sun and won't kill the fake cat. Anyone? 1:27 PM Sep 7th via web
@CatHealy :-p 1:15 PM Sep 7th via web in reply to CatHealy