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  1. RT @voidspace: Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
  2. is making a list and checking it twice
  3. @MyLifeIsRandom even added a comment and every thing
  4. @MyLifeIsRandom If i can remember my username, your wish is my command
  5. @jonskeet I wouldn't want to design a language that is limited by my own knowledge
  6. @DotNetWill @Grumpydev I will be watching the game in London, can't wait...
  7. @sarahpenrose but it should be built in, too many things, other people have done for them.
  8. @iamalejandra Cold water + Men, do not mix. Ask any part of their body
  9. I wish Twitter had a "Other Tweeters you have in common" or suggest people, basically FB.
  10. @Grumpydev I'd say even Voronin could score, but I'd be lying
  11. I bloody love blistering hot showers, my back can vouch for that too.
  12. RT @DotNetWill: **Off to check the odds on Everton going down**
  13. @KB_in_NYC get Will Smith on their ass
  14. RT @hermioneway: At the #computerweekly IT Blog awards @swanny just won an award! Congrats!!
  15. @sexchocolateetc yeah me too, I always think of the next paragraph before I've finished this one! Fantastic blog though, keep it up.
  16. RT @codepo8: Just found the picture again I sent out as the good-bye email when I left my old company http://is.gd/53vjL related to http ...
  17. @andrew_myhre Don't you buy all your stuff via Spam? Get with the times.
  18. @andrew_myhre "Pump and Dump" love it.
  19. @xxKateDawsonxx Is this true? http://roosterteeth.com/com... Why didn't you tell me?
  20. @30FLondon I had loads of fun reading an ex's magazine on agony aunt. He came on my tights, can I be pregnant.