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  4. Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.
  5. You Wife got more crack than harlem
  6. Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer in his trouser pockets...
  7. Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles
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  9. Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
  10. Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on
  11. Your Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen
  12. Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...
  13. Yo' Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for her dinner
  14. You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits
  15. Yo' humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
  16. Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.
  17. Yo' Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it.
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