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  1. "These are just words!!"
  2. Everyone is mad at me because I beat everyone at Boggle.
  3. We're playing Witch Scrabble.
  4. Ovila
  5. "Do you know if you get caught with a scale, it's intent to sell?" "Or how about just intent to weigh things??"
  6. Things are becoming clearer now. I got an A plus in Substance Abuse. The only college course I've 100 percent mastered. Weird? No.
  7. So apparently I can't go to Canada because I have a DUI? Is this truth or myth? I vote the latter. #theregoesmyvacation
  8. If a police officer cites you for urinating in public, you were probably urinating in public. I listened to some real winners today.
  9. http://twitpic.com/aablt - In waiting. #bored
  10. My best friend sat with me in court for 4 hours, and cried my tears when I couldn't. I am the luckiest girl on the planet.
  11. Lost the bathroom cigarette, but found an entertainment center one. Couldn't have come at a better time! #nonsmoker #finderskeepers
  12. http://twitpic.com/aa9jk - "What do they mean, the entire city versus me? Is everyone hatin'?"
  13. My aunt is the best! We already have a post-court wine session lined up. I'm so rowdy. Off to plead guilty. See you on the flip-side.
  14. I keep pouring myself cups of coffee and forgetting about them. #4
  15. Rehab please.
  16. "The guy I fucking nemesissed!"
  17. Don't get tattoed by someone with shitty tattoos. I feel like this should be common sense?
  18. "Thugs have pretty girlfriends...don't they??"
  19. "Daytime strippers? No thanks!"
  20. I found a cigarette on my bathroom floor. I'm not a smoker, but something inside screams smoke it! Who knows where it's been, and I like it.