sarcastitom
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@ At least clowns don't expect a lap dance.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to Michael_Creed
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@ Yeah, you know I find the same thing whenever I, um, ... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?
11:59 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to j_chodroff
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@ Going bath-free does have it's benefits doesn't it?
11:58 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to neilroad
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@ Awesome! What's the new number?
11:57 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to bradwiggins
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@ I dunno, count your nuts when you wake up.
7:14 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to j_chodroff
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@ You could always just drink gasoline. It's cheaper than water, even in Europe.
1:58 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to iamtedking
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@ YEEHAA! This global warming thing ROCKS!!!
1:55 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to DanRosen
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@ Next time do a better job of memorizing where you leave the nails.
1:54 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to lancearmstrong
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@ I can show you how to block those ads, and earn big bucks doing it! Finally you can quit your crappy day job!
1:52 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to Alyssa_Milano
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@ That's aweseome! How soon until they introduce Cage Cyclocross?
1:48 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to podiuminsight
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@ She doesn't understand the nutritional benefits of whiskey. Or in other words, she don't know Jack. (Sorry @)
1:47 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to FakeFloydLandis
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@ You sonofabitch! You actually fooled the twitter verification process! How'd you do that?
10:49 PM Nov 21st
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@ WOW DUDE! @ is following you! You must be a big deal! Not even @ is that much of a big deal!
10:45 PM Nov 21st
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@ @ Why are either of you surprised that @ would have a picture of @ petting the dolphin?
10:00 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to strbuk
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Yeah, from now on all my tweets will start with "yeah". Got a problem with that?
2:36 PM Nov 21st
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@ yeah, are you big and trendy enough yet that we should make fun of you, or just stick with mocking Bicycling?
2:34 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to velonews
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@ Yeah. I've really got to remove that Shaolin Monk tattoo from my penis.
2:29 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to Liz_Hatch
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@ Say hi to Hasselhoff for me.
8:09 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to dzabriskie
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@ Are you positive? HA HA HA! "positive"! That kills me! I'm a laugh a minute!
8:08 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to fakeeddymerckx
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Hey @, @ wants to know if she can bring you anything (i.e. Katee Sackhoff). What does "i.e." stand for?
6:53 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Sarcastic Tom
- Location Not sure, but it's dark here.
- Bio I just said what?
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