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  1. Thinking of sweet #Maddie Sending love to @mamaspohr and @newbornidentity tonight. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Hearing a marching band's drum cadence float across this park is taking me back in time with maddening clarity. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @jenniferharvey just checked... @thefeds isn't following me. *whew* about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. I vow revenge against all wood. If you have wood, beware my wrath. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. It's all fun and games at the playground until I get impaled on a giant, evil splinter. OUCH. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. Two hot chicks played with my hair this morning. Worth every penny. Salon Threesome FTW about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. Taking shrooms to cope. Hi, pink elephant! Your tutu is AWESOME. Let's dance. 7:52 PM Nov 9th from web
  8. And my hair is still falling out in copious amounts. My new nickname is "butt ugly whore." Endo appointment tomorrow. Yay for needles! 7:52 PM Nov 9th from web
  9. Have been emotionally jerked around repeatedly about my harddrive in past several days. STILL don't know if data is recoverable. 7:50 PM Nov 9th from web
  10. Weekly Winners, Nov 1-7 http://bit.ly/3ufDS4 10:04 PM Nov 7th from twitterfeed
  11. Laptop is in a coma. I'm just fine though. Thanks for asking. 12:22 PM Nov 7th from web
  12. @barefootfoodie Did you have to go through the wormhole? 12:01 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  13. @Zoeyjane In a room far enough away from us that we can't hear them and if we had drinks in our hands? Yeah man, fucking adorable. 11:56 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  14. @rewritingkel Actually, I've only been told that one other time, by @BackpackingDad 11:54 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  15. Right there with ya, hon.RT @Zoeyjane: Three time outs before the mornings over is making me question why the hell I did to what god. 11:51 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  16. @rewritingkel Nope, but are you going to tell me I look like someone? 11:43 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  17. When your back is a highway and all you have to do is sit still and get a backrub from the toy car tires, you shut up and enjoy it. 11:29 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  18. Either that or they are afraid to piss you off because you're a violent and dangerous, psychotic person. 10:01 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  19. You know when your friend skips prepping for an important business call & you say "bye" 43 times b4 you actually stop talking, that's love. 10:00 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  20. @jwill9311 The current discussion is about the value of cyber stalking people you have already humped. We like to be creepy psycho ex-gfs. 9:43 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck