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  1. Beautiful & True. RT @griner: Confronted with the worst, mom bloggers are at their best: http://bit.ly/4pwQ1Y #prayersforanissa
  2. @30yoteen No, it's not people unfollowing *me* it's Twitter unfollowing people *for* me. (People I follow.) And that pisses me off, yes!
  3. @temptingmama You gonna have to cut a bitch?
  4. I've found more than one person Twitter has unfollowed for me recently. I'm pissed. @joyunexpected @BackpackingDad
  5. RT @califmom: Because Mixed Company Frowns Upon Twat Waffles http://ib5wq.th8.us
  6. & he sits in the booth, no booster. *Sniff* Big boy! Next: figure out how to get him to eat the whole burger instead of just the top bun.
  7. He used to bray like a madman at restaurants, unable to sit still or be quiet. The DVD player was the only thing that worked! #momspotting
  8. We at out for lunch and I realized that we finally don't need the portable DVD player for Braden anymore. *sniff* #momspotting
  9. @CannedLaughter Right? He was also doing laundry, so clearly it's opposite day.
  10. Hahaha! RT @JasonBooms: "Oprah" and "Jon and KAte" coming to an end. So there is someone out there listening to me bitch. YES
  11. Standing outside the bathroom and mimicking the sounds your wife makes on the toilet is NOT sexy. But it is kind of funny, I'll admit that.
  12. But I make him take Braden and then I run far away. When he calls, I tell him I'm somewhere I'm not to throw him off my trail. (Ok, jk.)
  13. Hah, when the 3 of us grocery shop, John and I split up and keep in touch with our phones to find one another again. #momspotting
  14. The best way to start your day is hearing how much the brake work is going to cost and learning oil gasket needs replace, too. #byechristmas
  15. This morning he recites Thomas & Friends by memory over breakfast, for our listening pleasure. It's cuter in his voice anyway. #momspotting
  16. Daddy's Home!
  17. RT @kaisermommy: For those of you (us) sitting on ass at home this morning, remember @anissamayhew & family in your heart. #prayersforanissa
  18. @herbadmother is having cookies, @mochamomma is having pie for breakfast. Okay, who's having cake!? #breakfastofchampions
  19. RT @PatrickInNC: For those of you worshiping this morning, don't forget @AnissaMayhew in your prayers. #PrayersForAnissa
  20. Hahahaha! RT @playgroupie: I've posted a video of me singing. It's really, really good. I have such talent. http://bit.ly/7zVpwf