SarcasticMomLC
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Thinking of sweet Sending love to @ and @ tonight.
about 6 hours ago
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Hearing a marching band's drum cadence float across this park is taking me back in time with maddening clarity.
about 15 hours ago
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@ just checked... @ isn't following me. *whew*
about 16 hours ago
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I vow revenge against all wood. If you have wood, beware my wrath.
about 16 hours ago
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It's all fun and games at the playground until I get impaled on a giant, evil splinter. OUCH.
about 16 hours ago
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Two hot chicks played with my hair this morning. Worth every penny. Salon Threesome FTW
about 16 hours ago
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Taking shrooms to cope. Hi, pink elephant! Your tutu is AWESOME. Let's dance.
7:52 PM Nov 9th
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And my hair is still falling out in copious amounts. My new nickname is "butt ugly whore." Endo appointment tomorrow. Yay for needles!
7:52 PM Nov 9th
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Have been emotionally jerked around repeatedly about my harddrive in past several days. STILL don't know if data is recoverable.
7:50 PM Nov 9th
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Weekly Winners, Nov 1-7
10:04 PM Nov 7th
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Laptop is in a coma. I'm just fine though. Thanks for asking.
12:22 PM Nov 7th
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@ Did you have to go through the wormhole?
12:01 PM Nov 5th
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@ In a room far enough away from us that we can't hear them and if we had drinks in our hands? Yeah man, fucking adorable.
11:56 AM Nov 5th
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@ Actually, I've only been told that one other time, by @
11:54 AM Nov 5th
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Right there with ya, hon.RT @: Three time outs before the mornings over is making me question why the hell I did to what god.
11:51 AM Nov 5th
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@ Nope, but are you going to tell me I look like someone?
11:43 AM Nov 5th
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When your back is a highway and all you have to do is sit still and get a backrub from the toy car tires, you shut up and enjoy it.
11:29 AM Nov 5th
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Either that or they are afraid to piss you off because you're a violent and dangerous, psychotic person.
10:01 AM Nov 5th
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You know when your friend skips prepping for an important business call & you say "bye" 43 times b4 you actually stop talking, that's love.
10:00 AM Nov 5th
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@ The current discussion is about the value of cyber stalking people you have already humped. We like to be creepy psycho ex-gfs.
9:43 AM Nov 5th
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