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I can't write it on the white board because it's a Christmas present, Brock.about 12 hours agofrom Echofon
The asthma attacks I was having yesterday have been mostly replaced by an enormous, unquantifiable headache.6:37 PM Nov 28thfrom Echofon
A magical concoction of turkey and stuffing in a giant pot is determined to resummon my strength. Where did this come from?6:38 PM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
"Just do it, because how else are you going to make it in this hopeless, racist-assed world?" Lilliputians 3:213:22 PM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
It is difficult to work on the phone when you are losing your voice and coughing nonstop.7:55 AM Nov 27thfrom Echofon
You can't watch me eat at Thanksgiving this year because I'm all sickly and gross4:42 PM Nov 26thfrom Echofon
Talking to someone with a compulsive vocal tic for 45 minutes was pretty challenging. Dude had a word he said after every phrase.12:09 AM Nov 20thfrom Echofon
I'm eating these tropical mikeandikes like a fat kid at the movies.4:37 PM Nov 17thfrom Echofon
There was no way of predicting when we got her that this cat would be both a major league pitcher and a professional bag wrestler.4:01 PM Nov 17thfrom Echofon
