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Just saw a cashier spray Lysol directly behind her bum. Not so discretely! 7:18 AM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
I am moving in 2 days. Why am I never prepared for this stuff?! 1:39 AM Nov 3rd from web
You are allowed to drop the F bomb on German radio. FYI. 3:37 AM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific
Getting flu shots rank right up there with anal probes as fun things to do on a Monday in my book. 2:10 AM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific
Dude with loafers and no socks at the gym. I heart Europe! 10:38 PM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
732 am and my fat arse has already ran (ok walked) 2 miles... 10:32 PM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
Deep thought: Who will be the people my children will grow up to say "that is one fantastic role model" about? 2:19 PM Oct 29th from web
I have lost almost all faith in people in general. Not that I had a lot to begin with, but that's not the point! 5:42 AM Oct 28th from Twitterrific
I keep forgetting I have Twitter on my phone... 1:24 AM Oct 28th from Twitterrific
I remember now why I don't work outside the home. I've done nothing but clean all day. Amazing what you can do when you are HOME! 8:12 AM Aug 24th from web
I am so old, the thought of purchasing a dust buster is exciting... 7:46 AM Aug 24th from web
It is not even 7.Not at home,and it is my birthday. Damn it! 9:58 PM Aug 11th from Twitterrific
My favorite not swear phrase is holy eff salad sandwhich, Batman... 2:37 PM Aug 8th from Twitterrific
Really? The one thing I can't find after the move is the ONE THING I actually need?! Damns it! 12:19 PM Aug 3rd from web
Sad that we just moved in, and due to Zeph starting school NEXT year, we have to move as soon as we get a place on base...boo. 8:57 AM Aug 3rd from web
I have never needed a nap more than I do right now. Kids are asleep. I think I will indulge! 5:48 AM Jul 31st from Twitterrific
It's a quarter to 3. And i am (obviously) still awake. This sucks balls. 5:45 PM Jul 30th from web
I just called a really good Filipino friend a yellow person on his facebook. How many people do we think I offended? 4:58 PM Jul 30th from web
@mommywantsvodka I have to agree... although spooge runs a close second in my book! 4:35 PM Jul 29th from Twitterrific in reply to mommywantsvodka
I proclaim exhibit d to be the scene from Kindergarten Cop. 4:12 PM Jul 29th from Twitterrific