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  1. If a southern woman offers you home-made banana pudding, do yourself a favor and eat it. Then ask for seconds. 10:28 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  2. @Bboudreau You are the new dancing baby! 9:18 AM Oct 14th from TweetDeck in reply to Bboudreau
  3. Seriously - no work is getting done today: RT @Bboudreau: Here's the official video day announcement http://twurl.nl/wxdn1s 8:31 AM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  4. "Canadian Beyonce" is only 3 letters off from "Canadian Bacon." Discuss. 7:00 AM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  5. Experiencing technical difficulties imbedding video... 6:00 AM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  6. @bboudreau is going to blow your mind, Canadian Beyonce-style. Check it out - http://wp.me/ppRbB-91 5:48 AM Oct 14th from TwitterGadget
  7. If a key lime pie and a cheesecake lay down together on a bed of oreo cookies to make a baby, this is what would result: http://bit.ly/8Gbk3 5:49 AM Oct 9th from TwitterGadget
  8. Silly, there's just one z and I already used it. RT @johncmayer: I wish "Quequezozoboque" was a word because then I would rule at Scrabble. 6:02 AM Oct 7th from TwitterGadget
  9. new post: REVERSE MERMAIDS http://wp.me/ppRbB-8P 8:23 AM Oct 6th from TwitterGadget
  10. I'm sweating my OB appt. today; how to tell my doc my Mirena is (negatively) affecting my libido? Oh the shame... 8:21 AM Oct 2nd from TwitterGadget
  11. new post in which I ask for your help regaining my self respect: http://wp.me/ppRbB-8J 6:42 AM Oct 2nd from TwitterGadget
  12. It's Friday, and productivity is at an all time low! 5:05 AM Oct 2nd from TwitterGadget
  13. This is what Steve is getting for Christmas - a chin bra! http://bit.ly/XpiZY 11:10 AM Oct 1st from TwitterGadget
  14. what's for lunch? new post: http://wp.me/ppRbB-8D 8:14 AM Oct 1st from TwitterGadget
  15. @LivitLuvit my mom used to warn me about boys with Russian hands and Roman fingers...nothing about ladies with Italian hand-boobs 1:22 PM Sep 30th from TwitterGadget in reply to LivitLuvit
  16. @LivitLuvit I thought it was Russian hands? 12:45 PM Sep 30th from TwitterGadget in reply to LivitLuvit
  17. Anyone interested in a Hemo clone? http://bit.ly/1HXblP 8:53 AM Sep 30th from TwitterGadget
  18. @ihatesomuch *barf* Are you kidding me Miracle Whip? GTFO! 8:05 AM Sep 30th from TwitterGadget in reply to ihatesomuch
  19. new post in which I let my distaste for white asparagus be known: http://wp.me/ppRbB-8q 5:52 AM Sep 30th from TwitterGadget
  20. So yeah - slow down and pay attention, people. 7:48 AM Sep 29th from TwitterGadget
  • Name saratogajean
  • Location Wilmington, NC
  • Web http://www.badmut...
  • Bio Two dogs, a cat, and a girl. All Bad Mutha Fudruckers.
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