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  1. Team Jacob? Or is this woman blind? http://thosefourrightchords... about 11 hours ago from web
  2. I think I'm falling in love with Justin Bobby. about 13 hours ago from web
  3. I'm googling how far it is from LA to Vegas because I want to know just *how* fake it is that Justin Bobby drove to Vegas for Kristin booty. 7:21 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. Obama really understands me. http://gizmodo.com/5411752/... 8:21 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. Also, I never thought the Fresh Prince theme song would move me to tears: http://is.gd/52DaZ 6:42 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. @sheikh_teddy Late Night! 6:38 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to sheikh_teddy
  7. I was on the show last night, writing a letter home: http://bit.ly/75sXBz 6:36 AM Nov 24th from web
  8. @makealistfirst umm....this looks amazing. Do you just show up and buy it??? Do I have to call first? 4:15 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to makealistfirst
  9. Tonight @jimmyfallon is doing something on the show tonight that made me say, "this is why he's the host of this show." So effing great. 2:54 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. Paula Deen hit in the face by ham. http://www.cbsatlanta.com/v... (thanks @corycavin) 10:06 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. Does some fancy grocery store in NYC make turkeys for you? Don't have a lot of time on Thanksgiving but I'm determined to have a turkey. 10:05 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. New Moon in the theatre was really fun. I came 3 times. Can't wait til the next one comes out - I hope it's called Wolf Dick. 8:32 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  13. New moon. Rpattz showed up in a trailer and everyone started screaming. *I* started screaming. 5:37 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  14. Trust me, the only one I'm flirting with is disaster. 12:06 PM Nov 20th from web
  15. @TheRealTVJudge I analyzed stock trading and calculated damages for a securities fraud plaintiffs' firm for 5 years. SO FUN! 7:29 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to TheRealTVJudge
  16. @Ihavefallonfeva When I was in high school, my parents had a second job as the janitors at my church. They made me help for my allowance. 7:28 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to Ihavefallonfeva
  17. @megan_maria very carefully!! especially when it's an erotic book trailer. 7:27 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to megan_maria
  18. Financial analyst, assistant janitor, erotic book trailer director, blogger. #JobsI'veHad 4:43 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  19. My heart's more like a cow bell. But I still love this song. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gkxsj 12:26 PM Nov 19th from Blip.fm
  20. I STILL BELIEVE IN MUSIC VIDEOS! http://bit.ly/3A9LvS http://bit.ly/2gae6G http://bit.ly/3Rol0o http://bit.ly/3RlJr9 10:54 AM Nov 19th from web