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V.MINDLOOP Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? (byPBO)7:04 AM Nov 6thfrom txt
V.MINDLOOP In pro football, if the Jaguars are known as Jags and the Buccaneers as Bucs, what should the Titans nickname be? (byPBO)7:05 AM Nov 2ndfrom txt
Party last night was killer. If u left a skirt, braclet, coat, and a gun I have these.who left without their shit? Btw toy gun.9:15 AM Nov 1stfrom UberTwitter
Dad took daughter to ob-gyn and the doc asks do u know ur daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there like her mother.5:33 PM Oct 23rdfrom txt
Why can't they have a nativity scene in west virginia? Bcuz they can't find a virgin or three wise men.5:28 PM Oct 23rdfrom txt