sarajcox
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Also anyone got any good jokes? Suitable for 2pm telly? Thanks. Feel mentally sluggish today and need your help x
about 2 hours ago
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Need help with my subject on angela&friends. Can you have a good time on a night out without alcohol?
about 2 hours ago
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@ wow congrats m'dear! That's amazing news!
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to BigBruiserBaz
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@ as IF I'm shallow enough to care! Just out of curiosity is it in todays edition? What page? Need to stop at a newsagents anyway...
12:56 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to lucy121
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@ happy birthday gorgeous x
12:52 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to LisaMan
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Narrowly avoiding a beheading by passing easybus.twas worth it tho cos the girl hugged him.Could hear his braces creak his grin was so big.
12:47 AM Nov 25th
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Just seen some young love happen.A girl dropped her bus pass in road&her geeky but cute male mate leapt&retrieved it in nick of time.
12:44 AM Nov 25th
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@ (in geeky voice) ahaa well I've adapted a comprehensive listing system involving writing down the name & gift as I wrap them.
12:25 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to emmajporter
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Y'all realise of course that if I actually had a life I wouldn't have started my wrapping in november.
2:08 PM Nov 24th
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@ from habitat, its tres grown up. 3 types, dark purple, bright pink, black with purple and pink spots.
2:01 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to MissCharlotteD
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Due to popular demand, my crimble paper. I'm a wrap star! Brrrap!
1:57 PM Nov 24th
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@ hi love it was good, tho the beauty expert made me try red lipstick and I looked like a tranny after a fist fight.
1:46 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to see75
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@ how about a playful punch on the upper arm?
1:41 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to Nettofabulous
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@ I got it from habitat, 3 types: deep purple, bright pink and black with pink&purple spots on. V.grown up!
1:39 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to Traceytwit
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@ sending you a hug during these testing times is a bit over-familiar so I'm sending you a firm handshake & a hair ruffle.
1:30 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to Nettofabulous
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Boring things I say to ben no544: "you know, I'm really pleased with my wrapping paper this year, I really shopped around"
1:14 PM Nov 24th
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@ haha I know! Moany old broad aren't I? I did look like alex reid tho!
1:12 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to Jamesishot
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@ haha HATE red lipstick! I'm worst model everrrr!
1:11 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to Paul_White
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So, was stuck behind a bin lorry which made me late. I obviously pulled over to tweet my frustration. On ang&friends in 30 live on sky1 x
5:27 AM Nov 24th
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@ stop mithering! (That's my suggested phrase, not an actual order)
4:02 AM Nov 24th
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