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  1. oh boyabout 5 hours ago from txt
  2. I just realized I haven't played Kelly Clarkson on air in weeks. This will not stand.about 9 hours ago from web
  3. @jenroland WHY? Because he was in love with it? Football players are such dicks. And they're all secretly geigh, the end.about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jenroland
  4. @stephenfalk SHUT UP! He wouldn't ANSWER the call from WEEDS? WHAT? I am so sad.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to stephenfalk
  5. Seriously. This video. For fans of Cobra Kai. http://bit.ly/18ZZYiabout 12 hours ago from web
  6. Wyatt sent me this and it's changing my fucking life. http://bit.ly/18ZZYiabout 12 hours ago from web
  7. Wearing a Barbra Streisand t-shirt, prepping for the show, feeling it.about 12 hours ago from web
  8. @charles_star Danke!about 15 hours ago from web in reply to charles_star
  9. @mairalg Follow this hot Texas piece of journalistic ass!about 16 hours ago from web in reply to mairalg
  10. @MichaelDWalker @MaryVent67 tHANK YOU! MV you brought the flava!about 16 hours ago from web in reply to MichaelDWalker
  11. Hi. I'd like to FedEx something from Rockefeller Center. Ideas? thank you.about 16 hours ago from web
  12. @bdsexton The former. But I suppose the latter could involve plants with lots of phytoestrogens.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to bdsexton
  13. is not afraid to buy a lady dinner.about 19 hours ago from web
  14. RT @elonjames Note: I AM NOT anti-white. They seem very clean & articulate.about 19 hours ago from web
  15. Have a great day, geniuses!about 19 hours ago from web
  16. Hey! Want to listen to me babble on your iPhone or iPod Touch? http://sirius.com/app. Also there are many others to hear.about 19 hours ago from web
  17. @alex_segura Crazy is just par for the course when you're fabulous and creative. Crazykiller crazy is, like, terrifying. Eeeeeek!about 19 hours ago from web in reply to alex_segura
  18. Scared of crazykiller girls. I mean, I'm CRAZY, but not crazykiller crazy. Important difference. Also scared of crazykiller guys. Equality!about 19 hours ago from web
  19. @Angela7122 Not yet! Should have confirmation today!about 20 hours ago from web in reply to Angela7122
  20. @DCpierson You. Are. Missing. Out.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to DCpierson
  • Name Sara Benincasa
  • Location New York, NY
  • Web http://www.sarabe...
  • Bio Comedian, Writer, Radio Host
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