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  1. i am schvitzing at a key moment in time
  2. i hope @johndevore is suitably tipsy.
  3. i just met wally backman.
  4. hilarious mustachery shall ensue shortly
  5. i am hosting a mustache competition/variety show to benefit Westchester Music Conservatory. i have a fake stache. it rules.
  6. if you are reading this and you talk above a whisper on public transport, do us all a favor and kill yourself. thank you.
  7. on the upside, Princeton beat Yale. thank God it was one group of rich white ppl, not the other.
  8. @johndevore approaches sainthood today.
  9. If you are Southern, please never be ashamed of your accent. We are so, so much worse up here.
  10. burn burn death death
  11. and I say that as a Jersey native. dear God, it hurts.
  12. all the suburban NY accents are like nails on a chalkboard in Hell, while you are pelted by flaming poo.
  13. people who speak audibly on the train should be shot and gutted.
  14. Hey Westchester! Come out tonight to a benefit for a nonprofit community music school! http://www.musicconservator...
  15. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  16. @lizzwinstead Perfect. Repeated on air, with due credit given. You are a soldier and a patriot!
  17. HI @kal79!
  18. What are your favorite euphemisms for masturbation?
  19. Laundry! Then work! With Kal Elsebai! As co-host! Tonight! Plus the Brostrologer! Too many exclamation points! @cosmoradio!
  20. @EditorialJoe Hey, thanks!