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  1. i am schvitzing at a key moment in time 6 minutes ago from mobile web
  2. i hope @johndevore is suitably tipsy. 8 minutes ago from mobile web
  3. i just met wally backman. 16 minutes ago from mobile web
  4. hilarious mustachery shall ensue shortly about 1 hour ago from mobile web
  5. i am hosting a mustache competition/variety show to benefit Westchester Music Conservatory. i have a fake stache. it rules. about 1 hour ago from mobile web
  6. if you are reading this and you talk above a whisper on public transport, do us all a favor and kill yourself. thank you. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  7. on the upside, Princeton beat Yale. thank God it was one group of rich white ppl, not the other. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  8. @johndevore approaches sainthood today. about 2 hours ago from txt
  9. If you are Southern, please never be ashamed of your accent. We are so, so much worse up here. about 2 hours ago from txt
  10. burn burn death death about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  11. and I say that as a Jersey native. dear God, it hurts. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  12. all the suburban NY accents are like nails on a chalkboard in Hell, while you are pelted by flaming poo. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  13. people who speak audibly on the train should be shot and gutted. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  14. Hey Westchester! Come out tonight to a benefit for a nonprofit community music school! http://www.musicconservator... about 4 hours ago from web
  15. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! about 22 hours ago from web
  16. @lizzwinstead Perfect. Repeated on air, with due credit given. You are a soldier and a patriot! about 23 hours ago from web in reply to lizzwinstead
  17. HI @kal79! about 23 hours ago from web
  18. What are your favorite euphemisms for masturbation? about 23 hours ago from web
  19. Laundry! Then work! With Kal Elsebai! As co-host! Tonight! Plus the Brostrologer! Too many exclamation points! @cosmoradio! 2:58 PM Nov 13th from web
  20. @EditorialJoe Hey, thanks! 2:49 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to EditorialJoe