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  1. 19-yr-old nephew spends winter w/us in VT to earn money for school. Car breaks down after 1 wk working at ski shop. $2k bill. Life stinks.
  2. 4 u writers on Macs, I cannot recommend Scrivener highly enough, especially now that I'm working with multiple drafts.http://tiny.cc/r1P9C
  3. Michelle Duggar has 1lb6oz 25 week premature baby. Okay, kids, this isn't funny now. Stop, please! http://tiny.cc/bshrp
  4. I think I speak for all of us when I say, considering all the interruptions, it's a wonder I get anything done.
  5. I have done NO Xmas shopping. Nada. Thinking of handing out IOUs this season? Tacky? Or frugal?
  6. 1 yr Bryn Mawr paid; 3 to go. Feeling good. At my age, paying the bills is more of a rush than a new pair of Blahniks!
  7. Oh, dear. Tiger's mother in law was in the house thru it all. No wonder he tried to drive away in the middle of the night!
  8. My DD's friend in LA college butt dialed me again....at 2 a.m. If you have to be butt dialed, make sure it's from your time zone.
  9. Mamas don't let your girls grow up to be Amanda Knox.
  10. Road rage in paper today. 1 man 50. 1 man 18. Midlife crisis peaks at 100mph.
  11. Ok, so husband cheats and wife gets millions to stay with him? Where do I sign?! http://tiny.cc/Ift59
  12. Well, it's about time. Instead of silicone they just move fat from one part of your body to the, well, 2 others. http://tiny.cc/uDhJJ
  13. Maybe I need to start a FB page - All those in favor of more Bubbles say Aye!
  14. Something is very wrong when Houston gets snow and Vermont's still green.
  15. I'm sorry, Tiger, is a Swedish model not good enough for you that you had to hit up...a cocktail waitress. Tres cliche!
  16. What do women want more than diamonds? TIME TO THEMSELVES!!! http://tiny.cc/YHYRV
  17. Mrs. Salahi aka White House Party Crasher doesn't pay for her hair cuts. Enough reason to throw her in jail IMHO. http://tiny.cc/i9ztf
  18. What normal wife would have grabbed a golf club if she heard her hubby crash the car at 3 a.m.? Unless to hit HIM 4 stupidity.
  19. I will not be suckered into Xmas Xcess, I will not be suckered into Xmas Xcess. http://tiny.cc/Lipstick
  20. Am counting out the silver, organizing the china, assigning dishes and serving spoons. And so...it begins.