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  1. I am fighting a legit blister on my left thumb. RT @streetseidell: I've lost almost an entire weekend to the new super Mario bros wii.
  2. Over 6 hours of video games qualifies this for a crazy Saturday night, right?
  3. No surprise here, but @ActuallyNPH is seriously cracking me up. Is 'cracking me up' something people still say?
  4. @donglover killed it tonight. Congrats!
  5. This is the second night in a row I've had popcorn and candy for dinner. I am the ultimate adult.
  6. I wish the Giants could play the Raiders every game.
  7. Tonight the party's in St Michaels Maryland! Where my 65-and-older bitches at! Oh, they're sleeping. I see.
  8. Is Tequila Mockingbird a drink? It should be. Dibs!
  9. Rumsey Playfield is my new favorite concert venue. I mean, bleachers!?It's like high school all over again, youths included.
  10. My boyfriend is the king of the nerds. http://twitpic.com/j5yvg
  11. @fishermatt That's because we never officially invited you. Please stop showing up, it scares Adam.
  12. Secure Lock Homes would be a great name for a lock installation company.
  13. Emmy winner @rejectedjokes only upstaged by his own hair. Congrats!!
  14. @fishermatt oh boy, a tweet from the Honorable Matt Fisher!? Verdict: AWESOME!
  15. Just had my very first professional massage. You're supposed to drool all over the face-hole, right?
  16. @ChaseMit DO IT. And someone needs to make a Pete/Trudie dancing gif asap.
  17. Holy shit, tonights episode of Mad Men! Best yet.
  18. First impressions of The Wire - damn that intro is long.
  19. @amandalynferri on my way in a SWEET ONESIE!
  20. NCIS: Los Angeles starring Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J?? Words cannot express the joy I feel.