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  1. I am fighting a legit blister on my left thumb. RT @streetseidell: I've lost almost an entire weekend to the new super Mario bros wii. 5:32 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  2. Over 6 hours of video games qualifies this for a crazy Saturday night, right? 6:24 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  3. No surprise here, but @ActuallyNPH is seriously cracking me up. Is 'cracking me up' something people still say? 7:40 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  4. @donglover killed it tonight. Congrats! 7:08 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  5. This is the second night in a row I've had popcorn and candy for dinner. I am the ultimate adult. 5:28 PM Oct 27th from Echofon
  6. I wish the Giants could play the Raiders every game. 11:38 AM Oct 11th from Echofon
  7. Tonight the party's in St Michaels Maryland! Where my 65-and-older bitches at! Oh, they're sleeping. I see. 4:40 PM Oct 2nd from Echofon
  8. Is Tequila Mockingbird a drink? It should be. Dibs! 5:44 PM Sep 27th from web
  9. Rumsey Playfield is my new favorite concert venue. I mean, bleachers!?It's like high school all over again, youths included. 7:39 PM Sep 26th from Echofon
  10. My boyfriend is the king of the nerds. http://twitpic.com/j5yvg 9:38 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
  11. @fishermatt That's because we never officially invited you. Please stop showing up, it scares Adam. 11:42 PM Sep 24th from Echofon in reply to fishermatt
  12. Secure Lock Homes would be a great name for a lock installation company. 5:57 AM Sep 23rd from Echofon
  13. Emmy winner @rejectedjokes only upstaged by his own hair. Congrats!! 7:27 PM Sep 20th from Echofon
  14. @fishermatt oh boy, a tweet from the Honorable Matt Fisher!? Verdict: AWESOME! 5:16 PM Sep 9th from Echofon in reply to fishermatt
  15. Just had my very first professional massage. You're supposed to drool all over the face-hole, right? 5:08 PM Sep 9th from Echofon
  16. @ChaseMit DO IT. And someone needs to make a Pete/Trudie dancing gif asap. 8:17 PM Aug 30th from Echofon in reply to ChaseMit
  17. Holy shit, tonights episode of Mad Men! Best yet. 8:12 PM Aug 30th from Echofon
  18. First impressions of The Wire - damn that intro is long. 6:19 PM Aug 30th from Echofon
  19. @amandalynferri on my way in a SWEET ONESIE! 8:06 PM Aug 29th from Echofon in reply to amandalynferri
  20. NCIS: Los Angeles starring Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J?? Words cannot express the joy I feel. 8:23 PM Aug 28th from Echofon