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  1. @_megster have a lovely lovely day xx
  2. @penelopeoverton @suburbman er, is that the joke? Made me laugh anyway, but chickens always do. Also ferrets. Any ferret jokes?
  3. @Suburbman when is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
  4. @Caroline_S it's my favourite!
  5. Agreed! Aubergine round corner is good too. RT @ankertw: In Taywells Shop. Foodie heaven!!
  6. @Suburbman so a dyslexic walks into a bra .... Oops that would not meet your cracker test.
  7. @Suburbman two vampires meet. It was love at first bite.
  8. @Suburbman two fish in a tank. One says to other 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
  9. @BristolPrize thanks for RT
  10. @suburbman I have come over all selfconscious. Currently wrapping myself in foil with a strip of explosive and then we will see what happens
  11. Some new 50 word stories - http://tinyurl.com/ygedxlr #flashfiction
  12. @Suburbman I can go on if you like. And if you ever need a cracker joke writer....
  13. @neilbaker Thanks for the RT - it was a great piece, I thought.
  14. @NancyHightower Yep, it was wonderful at the Tate. After it had shut too, so felt like ours!
  15. @Lynfa Glad you liked that piece. Interesting to read what others think about the writing process.
  16. @cutiescitrus Hope you enjoy it!
  17. @walkingthefield Lucky you!
  18. My writing prompt for today is ... All the people whose hands I have held. #writing
  19. @Suburbman pull the other one, that's a cracker of a story. Should crown your career.
  20. Im in! RT @EliseBlackwell: RT @Urrealism Join up for Writer Railroad--writers give shelter and soup to touring writers! #writerrailroad