Shock horror electronic Monopoly doesn't have cash but a credit card! How can you cheat now - electronic fraud?

Man told by wife lose weight and we'll have sex. A choice between sex life or snacks! Women what would you choose? Ha Ha

Feel old today my little boy couldn't believe that when I was little there were only 3 TV channels - "Was that in the olden days mammy?"

Chatting to Jodie Marsh later with Sibbers what an afternoon! He wants fitness tips I want gossip!

Back to work after a week off with 2 children, I am going back for a rest!!

So I have started the day off with a sword fight and I am apparently a scurvy seadog! What a morning the world of a 3 year old!

Progessive suppers for New Years Eve! The idea you go to your neighbours for a different course! I now have 52 weeks to get to know them!

Struggling a bit at work today no nibbles and chocolate it’s all I have done all week!!

Watching, well actually really crying at Night Of Heroes on ITV1! Unbelievable acts of courage!

Funniest news story of 2011 - The Krankies used to be swingers! What? Who With?

Can't sleep must be excited about christmas or stressing that it's not all done yet!

A brillant morning @GaryandLisa Real Christmas Party raising loads of money for @SCT! Please donate £5 by texting REAL115 To 70070. Thanks x

Feeling very festive now, little ones concert yesterday I cried and not just at my little boy, they were so cute! And 10 sleeps till santa!

A lady in the papers saves money by letting her hubby cut her hair! She ditched the hairdresser and hubby cuts it! You wouldn't would you?

My little boy has got a new friend coming round for tea with his mum! He is excited I am nervous. Hope my kids behave!!

Interviewing Jedward on the show today! What questions shall I ask them? Think its going to be chaotic!!

I did something for the first time yesterday that I haven't done for almost 2 years! Find out what after 10. And keep it clean please x

No sleep again! At 4am thought about making a sandwich! I have no idea what is going on, If you are expecting a child it's great honest!!

Sitting beside Laura in office looking at a mini convertable and she say's its got a back seat so that's practical! Practical love it!

Gutted bags of sweets in and no trick or treaters! What is going on? x