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@Brett_Elizabeth I love you. I have to come see the candy shoppe!!! 12:25 AM Dec 9th from Echofon
RIP John Lennon. My life will never Be the same. @haunsoloproject @Bethanydwyer 12:28 PM Dec 8th from Echofon
@phfx it was a joke in regards to your romantic poet of a post. 6:50 AM Dec 8th from Echofon in reply to phfx
@annieauto good show i say, good show. fuck cinespace though 2:57 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to annieauto
@phfx um.. Whoever hacked into phils account should back off now before I call the Twitter police. 1:23 AM Dec 7th from Echofon in reply to phfx
Cupcakes are never as good as I want them to be. I should stop eating them. 7:46 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
RT @iamfrench: ANNIE AUTOMATIC #in2010 (retweet this!) @annieauto 5:17 PM Dec 6th from web
@misswantsyou love you 1:36 AM Dec 6th from Echofon
@BethanyDwyer ok THAT is a good one!!!! 1:01 AM Dec 4th from Echofon in reply to BethanyDwyer
@AlishaHalle thank you! 1:00 AM Dec 4th from Echofon in reply to AlishaHalle
RT @BethanyDwyer: My friend was about to fart but stopped. When i asked why she said, 'cuz i thought it was... might be poo.' 1:49 PM Dec 3rd from web
Haha. I misspelled my own name. Come see SARAH AULT at the Green Door tonight. 1429 Ivar!!! 9:30 1:19 PM Dec 3rd from Echofon
Come see Sarah Aut at the Green Door tonight. 9:00pm 1429 Ivar. South of sunset. It's free!!!!! 12:27 PM Dec 3rd from Echofon
@perezhilton i would hope that if people we're at the @ladygaga show that they wouldn't be checking their fucking twitters 6:58 PM Dec 2nd from web
find myself wondering if @iamfrench copies and pastes his stretchystreettcchh or if he's just memorized exactly how many e's, t's c's & h's. 6:18 PM Dec 2nd from web
I am witnessing the fucking weirdest thing ever right now. Some asian dude dressed like Jesse McCartney singing to a track at The Joint. 9:00 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
@annieauto haha. Let me tell you about the realities of Hell 12:19 PM Dec 1st from Echofon in reply to annieauto
I'm listening to a religious broadcast "The reality of Hell". Its their duty to save us, we've sinned and that's is where we're going. Psh 11:16 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
Just saw a gardener drying his hair with a leaf blower in my front yard. 10:45 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
i loooove the smell of coffee in the morning 9:11 AM Dec 1st from web