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sarahmml

  1. Just got the best Christmas present I could've received. Thank you @fargoirish - you're the greatest!
  2. really missing @lala_k and @AmazonGrace today. I need some inappropriate chick-talk today.
  3. What's the best way to tell someone you found out you know their spouse after you facebook-stalked them? :o)
  4. helped resolve an issue - may I be rewarded with a two-hour nap? Pretty please?
  5. @lala_k - I'm also doing my best to breathe after my $500+ I now owe. I hope the state is in a good mood when I call today.
  6. @sundognet - could reword that so I'm not the "dip", please?
  7. after almost three years of website releases being on Thursdays, last night's release has doomed this Thursday to feel like Friday.
  8. Thought for future releases: every time a template breaks we take a shot....no? ugh. fine.
  9. got a haircut over lunch hour. Nice cut, but didn't "roller" my neck - very itchy.
  10. I must profess my undying love and affection for @NotTheHoff. Thanks!!!
  11. ove this lyric: Though I know who I'm not, I still don't know who I am. But I know I won't keep on playing the victim
  12. I'm getting the feeling my kid might never sleep again. It's a good thing she's cute.
  13. Took a hit to the self esteem. Someone was about to get onto the elevator, saw me and said "I'll just wait for the next one" and retreated.
  14. For anyone else wondering...yes, it's a black eye. Sophie's head is HARD!
  15. Please try not to hit my cute car, people; the rollerskate doesn't do well on ice. I can't stop quickly.
  16. after eating only soft foods for a week I would sell a lung for something crunchy.
  17. If I were to meet the teenage-version of myself today, I would think she was a skinny, stuck-up bitch. Am I alone?
  18. Wisdom tooth pulled on Friday. Infected Tuesday. Having it re-cut-open this afternoon. Did I do something to piss off Karma's dentist?
  19. Sometimes solving one of Ben's support tickets just makes my day.
  20. I hope we didn't design any of these brands: http://digs.by/xAY