sarahlmorgan
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I have a bottomless capacity for free sandwiches. *undoes trousers* stand back boys, you're about to see something pretty special...
about 2 hours ago
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In 1st class lounge at Krabi airport, due to buying last minute, overpriced tickets. I want to steal EVERYTHING. plastic orchids, cushions.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Extremely. Last night tonight. Bangkok. Strip clubs and knock off designer handbag shopping. x
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to Vicky_Lewis
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@ But...but...why? What's in cornwall? Clotted cream? Fat Willy's Surf Shack? It'll be CLOSED Hughes!
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to salihughes
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@ Of course, back friday so brain will work and stuff by december I reckon x
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to EmmaK67
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@ What exactly happened with the spoon, Emma? You can tell us. *tents fingers*
10:03 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to EmmaK67
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Homesick. Radio 4, Antn'Dec, crisp sandwiches, the times crossword, Corrie, the cat, decent coffee, longjohns...take me home, country roads.
10:02 PM Nov 24th
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@ WHAT? What on earth are you doing in Cornwall? I forbid it.
10:00 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to salihughes
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Great unanswered mysteries # 1 Why British people like reading books about child abuse on holiday.
5:34 AM Nov 24th
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@ @ Back friday night. I miss you proper chronic. I've got Dave Stewart paradise syndrome. xxxx
5:32 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to salihughes
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Eating Barracuda.
6:27 AM Nov 22nd
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@ They put KP back in? God I hate being out of the loop. To google!
1:34 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to m2comms
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@ @ @ and respond only with emoticons ;-\
1:26 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to salihughes
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@ They have a vast library of dvds people politely pick from. Cold beer, leather sofas, chimichangas. I never want to leave.
1:26 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to simperman
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@ We watched thunderball last night and place is full of Bond stuff (here's T outside it)
1:24 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to simperman
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@ @ YAY I am so there, is it saturday after next?
1:23 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to salihughes
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@ Really? where?
1:20 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to EmmaK67
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@ (plus it's run by extremely beautiful lady boy, so there's that connection too...)
1:18 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to simperman
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@ I think of you every time we go to the James Bond 007 bar (only place on island to watch films, with beer and mexican food)
1:18 AM Nov 21st
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in reply to simperman
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@ You'd look lovely in a nice thick velvet choker and laura ashley dress with opera gloves.
1:17 AM Nov 21st
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- Name sarah morgan bazell
- Location London
- Bio Comedy writer for TV, radio and stuff. (disclaimer, doesn't necessarily mean 'twitter funny')
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