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  1. @JenXer Love the butler! My cat is more "ninja assassin" than "service industry," but I bet she would appreciate a cat butler of her own... about 8 hours ago from web in reply to JenXer
  2. My #1 current pet peeve is extreme smugness. So I'm going to go feel very superior to all of those smug people... about 9 hours ago from web
  3. RT @rstevens: The star over Bethlehem was a UFO. Pass it on. about 13 hours ago from web
  4. @gaugedanger I bet your calves are getting really strong. Mine were like iron when my office was upstairs...but the printer was downstairs. about 13 hours ago from web in reply to gaugedanger
  5. I take a different moral from this tale: Never, ever go fishing. Ever. RT @getorgnow Good Things Are Often Planned http://bit.ly/5sJqDS about 14 hours ago from web
  6. @JenXer Thanks for the plug! You rock. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to JenXer
  7. In other confusing news, I plan to "nominate" lunch later? (Just stop me before I start here.) about 19 hours ago from web
  8. Oh, Google News. I know you mean "nominee" when you use the word "nom" in a headline...but I always read it as LOLspeak. about 19 hours ago from web
  9. The light is broken in my office again. Oh, wait - did I say office? I meant inescapable pit of darkness. My bad. 9:23 AM Dec 4th from web
  10. RT @TheBloggess: Victor just yelled at me for standing in the snow in a tanktop. That's how you *feel* the snow, dumbass. 8:35 AM Dec 4th from web
  11. RT @blwarren: RT @NickHellyar: Today is only the 34th instance of snow on record in Houston. 8:30 AM Dec 4th from web
  12. @capnmarrrrk Or rather, I'm more worried that they will overreact - because this snow will definitely not stick. (I'm from Missouri.) 2:13 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to capnmarrrrk
  13. @capnmarrrrk They claim they're doing something proactively, but who knows. I'm more worried about the snow-inexperienced drivers. 2:12 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to capnmarrrrk
  14. Also, I now feel that my new hot chocolate habit is completely justified, since Houston is apparently turning into a ski resort tomorrow. 1:30 PM Dec 3rd from web
  15. It's supposed to snow tomorrow. Snow. In Houston. Like inches of snow. I think my brain has frozen, and it hasn't even happened yet. 1:27 PM Dec 3rd from web
  16. @desertnurse I read that as "ratchet and crank," & was trying to figure out which drug had the new street name "ratchet." Yeah. I'm nuts. 1:22 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to desertnurse
  17. @fyrret I knew someone out there would remember and appreciate the reference! 12:39 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to fyrret
  18. I just wrote out an action as though I was playing a text-based online role playing game in 1996. I completely apologize for that. 12:33 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. @mayopie Oh, yeah. [I am now rubbing my knuckles against my shirt and blowing on them.] I am just that good... 12:29 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to mayopie
  20. @popartinferno On my first day of a retail job, I locked my knees during the register training and FAINTED. They all thought I was on drugs. 12:26 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to popartinferno