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  1. Survey: Does ANYONE actually like that Paul McCartney "Wonderful Christmastime" song? #fb
  2. I had big plans to get a burrito as big as my head at Chipotle, but I got distracted on the way there and ended up with Chinese instead.
  3. I got a new loofah, and I'm gonna take a shower and try to scrub out this perma-flu. #fb
  4. I'm currently reading three different books and can't find a single one. I think the cat's taken to hiding them. Illiterate jackass.
  5. Rounding the corner into Week 3 of this pestilential plague, and it's ALL MY SISTER'S FAULT. She's tryin' to kill me with germ warfare. #fb
  6. Last night I switched my flu drugs from the normal time kind to the sleepytime kind, and have been 97% unconscious ever since. It's awesome.
  7. There's a sick Tater Tot camped out at my house. He's too diseased to go to school tomorrow, so we'll be germing it up here at home.
  8. Still have a fever. Still feel totally gross. Still hate everything.
  9. Fever's back. Feel like hell. Can't remember the last time I slept longer than an hour at a stretch. Very displeased.
  10. @prisco PS - Now I'm five times as excited for Decemberween!
  11. @prisco The fourth Christmas movie about basketball-playin' dogs? Seriously? And I thought the Vince Vaughn holiday repertoire was bad.
  12. @prisco I'm watching the Disney Channel with my family (don't ask) and there's an Air Bud Christmas movie called Santa Buddies. Just FYI.
  13. #hirejeremyfeist or I'll breathe on you (my fever is 103 Fahrenheit right now)
  14. Ugh. Worst birthday EVER.
  15. It's my birthday, I'm sick as hell, I'm taking a bath & the cat just fell in the tub. My life is such a cheesy sitcom sometimes.
  16. Glee finally comes back tonight, which I'm guessing means that little stickball thing is done happening. Oh Jane Lynch, how I've missed you!
  17. @Jenni321 Kick them. Kick the teens!
  18. At Noodles & Co. picking up a free dinner with the birthday coupon they emailed me. Free food is the most delicious. It's true.
  19. @JeremyFeist I didn't know Ursula was based on Divine! That's cute, and makes me really want to watch that movie again.
  20. @JeremyFeist Goddamn you Jer! I just purged my brain of the Cinderella stepsisters song, and now you've got Ursula warbling away in there!