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  1. Lash-Blast Mascara's slogan: "Six Million and Counting." Never forget.. 11:46 PM Nov 12th from Twittelator
  2. I believe in the internet And I believe in you 11:07 PM Nov 12th from web
  3. http://twitpic.com/p9egu - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BabyMan Sr., @RobSchrab ! You are an idiot! 12:17 PM Nov 12th from TwitPic
  4. Sometimes when I'm by myself I say out loud, "BarTHelona" and giggle at that lispy accent they have. ah shit, I have fun... 12:03 PM Nov 12th from web
  5. RobSchrab OOPS THE 4TH! @Rob Schrab My finger slipped. The Sarah Silverman Program starts on the 4th not the 14th!!! 2:41 PM Nov 11th from web
  6. RT: @RobSchrab RT: @porksmith SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM STARTS FEB 14TH! http://twitpic.com/iovst 1:39 PM Nov 11th from web
  7. I just met Bridgette -- the sweetest dog w the toothiest grin http://twitpic.com/p5dl5 1:13 PM Nov 11th from Twittelator
  8. RT @dpressman http://twitpic.com/oyu6f - Best autograph ever. 11:09 PM Nov 10th from web
  9. When it came out that Morgan Freeman slept with his step-granddaughter he must have been all, "Ya I'm gonna need2 go ahead&play Mandela now" 7:00 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. I really hate you right now, lower back. I only just want to be able to walk & stand & sit. U don't have to be a dick about it. 6:49 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. Dustin Hoffman TOOTSIE screen test, yo. http://bit.ly/Nsfwl 9:34 PM Nov 9th from web
  12. There should be a "Trite &Unoriginal" fine given to all reviewers who employ the phrase "there's no THERE there." 3:53 PM Nov 9th from Twittelator
  13. Oh Mary Oh George http://bit.ly/1GElQV 1:02 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. Its been a good year for movies, but PRECIOUS wins it all. Holy shitsky. You will lose so much water weight out your eyeholes. 1:24 AM Nov 7th from Twittelator
  15. About to see Precious. Is this one of those movies where the trailer's like "Starring Eddie Murphy & Eddie Murphy &... Eddie Murphy!" 7:34 PM Nov 6th from Twittelator
  16. I know for a fact that Dan Sterling is making a doody right now. I just think he would want you guys to know. 1:49 PM Nov 6th from Twittelator
  17. Chugging ice cold Diet 7 up or Sprite Zero out of a plastic bottle makes me happy. so does this: RT @danharmon http://bit.ly/Tjlbq 11:51 PM Nov 4th from web
  18. Im telling you as a friend that if you wake up in the morning & your balls smell like pussy, it should be FROM pussy. 2:50 PM Nov 4th from Twittelator
  19. All I want in life is to have had good friendships & to have gotten my face on money. The simple things (Please no Pesos!) 9:40 PM Nov 3rd from web
  20. I am on an airplane next to the man that "Sneezy" was based on. Much taller in real life. 11:33 AM Nov 3rd from Twittelator