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  1. So. Very. Pissed.
  2. OMG, the things people do when they think no one is looking...
  3. Asshole spider
  4. I think the 1st bell is a warning that children should b getting out. The 2nd is when they r actually released
  5. After at least 10 years out on my own in life, I have finally learned that if I buy more than one loaf of bread at a time, one will go stale
  6. Fuck my life...
  7. Two computers, iTunes and my hair are all making me feel kind of stabby and ragey.
  8. Broken toes, suck.
  9. I'm having a really hard time feeling sympathy for someone who is the mastermind of her own personal drama.
  10. Do you ever look at the spelling of your name, and just for a second think, that's not right...but it is?
  11. Nothing says "Where the hell is all my shit?" like re-organizing the kitchen.
  12. Spent the last two days cleaning, and now my allergies are so bad that I want to rip my sinuses out.
  13. How bad a wife am I that I don't want my husband to go out and leave me at 10:00 at night?
  14. Ungrateful bastard. Spent the whole time I was doing his hair explaining the components of TNT to me (cuz I'm dumb?) then didn't tip me
  15. I wouldn't want to give these people clients either.
  16. If people put all the energy they use from complaining into their actual work, they wouldn't need to complain about the "lack" of work.
  17. I no longer measure time in the conventional method. Now I measure it by how long it takes for my physical wounds to heal.
  18. Rereading some old Clive Barker books, that man seriously disturbs me with his writing.
  19. Sometimes, and this is rare, I'm really an asshole.
  20. Caffeine may be bad for you, but the headache you get from not drinking it will kill you. Of this I'm sure.