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  1. @EricWGray Douchelag. about 11 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to EricWGray
  2. Putting on a pair of frawesome fingerless gloves that were a secret gift from my secret boyfriend. (Hi, secret boyfriend!) about 16 hours ago from Seesmic
  3. @amydoth Even better: the douchelag. 8:57 AM Dec 19th from Seesmic in reply to amydoth
  4. There should be a word for the length of time between the light turning green and the guy at the front of the line deciding to MOVE ALREADY. 10:12 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  5. Vodkas and latkes at Akasha? Oh, okay, JUST THIS ONCE. 6:47 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  6. RT @JoshMalina: Unfortunately, Columbia, we DID hear about the Morgans. 5:10 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  7. *Disclaimer: I have never been to Kitson. 4:14 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  8. He's going to be all, "I just met thirty kids who haven't eaten in three days" and I'm going to be all, "You guys, sale at Kitson!"* 4:14 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  9. So unfair how @taoruspoli's tweets from HAITI are going to make everyone else sound callous and petty. 4:14 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  10. Currently, Friedman is "boxing," which is fine with me since it prevents Conway and Matty from resuming their Rock Band "Whip It" sing-off. 3:17 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  11. As predicted, office productivity is at an all-time low. But you'll be relieved to know every writer now has an incredibly realistic Mii. 3:14 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  12. @iamedigathegi Nah...what's weird is that you have keys to where I'm living NOW. 8:21 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to iamedigathegi
  13. @matt_fuqua I'm moving the 22nd, duh. Doesn't everyone want to move three days before Christmas? At least my parents aren't coming. Oh wait. 8:15 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to matt_fuqua
  14. Just got handed the keys to my new house. (And a DVD of the inside of my sewer, because the universe doesn't want you to get too excited.) 2:38 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  15. @oliviawilde I thought it was going to be a picture of cookies. 3:35 PM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to oliviawilde
  16. Irony: @PKBlake just murdered a pigeon. WITH HIS PRIUS. 1:17 PM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  17. I laugh to keep from crying. And to keep from committing a violent crime. (Warning: lefty ranting and profanity here http://is.gd/5oT5L) 11:48 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  18. Welcome to the world, Isla McKay Hartmann! And happy holidays! (Sorry, but it'll be that way your whole life. You got the shaft, my friend.) 9:51 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  19. @allisonmunn (Also, it's cool, HOUSE doesn't need your excitement. We'll just be over here, humming to ourselves.) 9:29 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic
  20. @allisonmunn You're just saying that because Anna Kendrick looks exactly like you. 9:28 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to allisonmunn