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Remorse does not taste like Shiraz.about 2 hours ago from web
@coryereed Which one? I've read a few, but wouldn't call myself a fan.about 3 hours ago from web in reply to coryereed
@rockandcookies You need to keep busy! Things like coffee club and concerts at Gallivan will help. HINT, HINT!about 4 hours ago from web in reply to rockandcookies
I should have gone grocery shopping before I opened this bottle of wine. I'm on my second Fourth of July this week and still no hot dogs.about 4 hours ago from web
@jebro I'm confused. Why is the corkscrew a girl? It clearly has junk that screws. Actually I'm not confused at all. You are.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to jebro
@HappyHealthyPup Daisy is sending some farty love. I am too, but sans fart.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to HappyHealthyPup
@lutesonline I used creepy baby voice.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to lutesonline
Note to self: brother doesn't think it's funny when you leave a message pretending to be Baby Jesus on his voice mail.about 5 hours ago from web
I'm happy to report that my BFF time this afternoon was 100% Speedo free.about 6 hours ago from web
Trying to convince myself that waiting until tonight to open this bottle of wine is the smart decision, albeit a little boring.about 10 hours ago from web
I need @thekel to move here. Riding my scooter alone is boring. Must have full scooter gang otherwise it's just transportation.about 10 hours ago from web
@jebro No one cares where your pants end as long as your ass looks good.about 12 hours ago from web in reply to jebro
Jean shorts day two. Suck it haters.about 12 hours ago from web
@LGoulding No hot dog? That @cdroz is fired. At least tell me her BBQ had jello salad.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to LGoulding
It should not be THIS hard to find a scooter trunk.about 13 hours ago from web
New blog post: My Life as a Derby Princess http://bit.ly/Z1uiVabout 14 hours ago from Twitter Tools
If @daisythepug doesn't stop barking at her treat stick there's an 85% chance I will throw her out the damn window. Or give her to @RLO.about 14 hours ago from web
This coffee doesn't taste like a hot dog. I'm sorely disappointed.about 15 hours ago from web
A gas station hot dog tour on the drive home IS a great idea. If only my brother would agree.10:15 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
Attention: I did not eat a hot dog today, so the 4th will not be ending at midnight. It has been extended until tomorrow at midnight.9:29 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie