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  1. It's a perfect day for a scooter ride, yet I have no interest in doing so. I should sell my little lady to someone who does.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. What would Emily Post do? I need her advice RIGHT NOW! Anyone on Twitter good with channeling the dead?about 8 hours ago from web
  3. @gr8dane74 bow-chicka-bow-bow.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to gr8dane74
  4. Watching "Vampire Diaries" makes me thankful the healthcare bill passed. Vampires are dangerous and blood transfusions are expensive.about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. How can something that tasted so good make my tummy hurt so bad? Black bean burgers are fired.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. I woke up from a nap and it's dark outside. I'm so confused. What day/ year/time is it?4:52 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  7. Giving up on project and opening a bottle of wine. It's what Jesus would do.1:16 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  8. @roxycross That's like a million miles away.11:48 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to roxycross
  9. EVERYONE that works at Home Depot is on my shit list. Not because you did anything wrong, but because I hate home improvement projects.11:44 AM Nov 7th from web
  10. Him: "Well you are a girl, after all." Me: "What gave it away? The purse or the fact I have a vagina?"11:27 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  11. Rule: thou shalt not mock others while wearing an apron. Duh.10:39 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  12. The Home Depot guys are mocking me.10:38 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  13. I need to find some retro fabric in SLC. Any suggestions where to go?8:45 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  14. Can I change the genetic code in my dog so she'll start sleeping in?7:55 AM Nov 7th from web
  15. Is marrying my electric blanket legal in Utah, or do we have to live in sin? Either way I'd like to announce our blissful union.9:27 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  16. @looneytunes happy cake day! Love you.9:17 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to looneytunes
  17. Footed jammies are the perfect end to a perfect night. Hellooooo 1980!8:34 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. @cottonsox I wanna go, too.8:33 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to cottonsox
  19. @cottonsox Don't let Little C get wind of ear pennies. She'll want to collect them for the rain forest fund.8:29 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to cottonsox
  20. @cottonsox I left them behind so we could have them next week when we reconvene for next episode of "The Hills."8:21 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to cottonsox