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  1. Cowboy steak 9:53 PM Dec 16th from web
  2. Marriotting with mother in Phoenix. 10:59 AM Dec 16th from web
  3. The "i" key on my laptop has stopped working. (I'm typing this from the lab). Bad luck or a metaphysical message to tone down the old ego? 5:06 PM Dec 13th from web
  4. Missing friends on the west coast who are out of reach due to distance or circumstance. Also, wearing crazy makeup. Sometimes, it helps. 8:17 PM Dec 12th from web
  5. Men always think their work is more important. 1:53 PM Dec 12th from web
  6. Somehow I made a plan to eat something fried tonight, went out to dinner, and forgot to follow through. 10:17 PM Dec 11th from web
  7. Enjoyed Dreamgirls way more than I expected. It could be because I was working out while I watched it, and there's lots of music, but still. 1:27 PM Dec 10th from web
  8. If one more California person complains about the cold today I am going to have to go, I don't know, assassinate a palm tree or something. 5:38 PM Dec 8th from web
  9. scallion cream cheese with wasabi caviar 8:57 AM Dec 6th from web
  10. Who said, 'Biology is the study of sex and death'? Did anyone say it? Is it really a quote about the bible? Looking for a way to use it. 1:47 PM Dec 4th from web
  11. tweet bleat heat meat treat beat cleat feet greet fleet eat sleet peat teat concrete street meet neat aesthete sweet 12:34 PM Dec 4th from web
  12. I accept the newfound man, and set the twilight reeling. 2:40 PM Dec 1st from web
  13. My heart leapt. 7:10 PM Nov 30th from web
  14. From my baby sister: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q It's good to be home. 9:27 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. @MaxShrem Garden of Eden has fresh Cottage Cheese. They call it "Pot Cheese" though. My feelings about it were just so-so... 8:27 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. Once again feeling grateful that I did not have a particularly idyllic nor traumatic childhood. Both seem distracting to nonfiction writers. 10:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. A lady at the bodega is stressed about her new job for Club Med. Committing to go live at a resort for the next six months worries her. 11:42 AM Nov 18th from web
  18. Every time I take a bath in my tiny, studio-sized tub, I learn a lesson about compromise. And I take a bath in my tiny tub almost every day. 11:35 AM Nov 18th from web
  19. Sometime I feel like Gossip Girl is like one big, bitchy yogurt commercial. Then I remember about product placement and realize, hey, it is. 6:59 PM Nov 16th from web
  20. @rebsan interesting. Salt is definitely something I can get behind. 8:51 AM Nov 15th from web