SaraBareilles
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I'm watching myself on tv from the past in about 30 minutes in the future. Try to keep up people. Goodnight!
12:33 AM Nov 24th
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Dear Cirque du Soleil bendy people in "Kooza": you are the bendiest, most fabulous specimens I've ever witnessed. That looks hard. Really.
12:54 AM Nov 22nd
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@ I lived there for a year. Tell the Due Torre I said "Ciao" and eat the tagliatelle and the Mortadella. Both made in Bologna! xo
12:52 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to LauraJansen
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I had a dream last night that Kristen Wiig and I were best friends. I woke up and was sad it's not true.....YET.
10:29 AM Nov 20th
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how do you tune a taco?
6:00 PM Nov 19th
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- i try to wear rolled up jeans but I always end up looking like Huck Finn. Boo on that.
10:27 AM Nov 18th
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Rob Halford of Judas Priest covered Winter Song.I feel like Neo from the Matrix. I can wear black trench coats and combat boots now.Hellya.
5:05 PM Nov 16th
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Holy shite. Jessica Cornish is the best singer I've ever heard. I might have to kill her. But probably not, cause then I'd be an a**hole.
5:20 PM Nov 9th
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I'm four songs into the new record. I have a stomach ache from how happy i am. Apparently happy feels like bad sushi. Sigh.
3:32 PM Nov 6th
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Hi Tweezits. Me and Weezits are on Youzits today! (Translation: Hello fancy dog, I am featured on YouTube with my pals in WEEZER today.)
1:25 PM Nov 3rd
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Morning! Happy day after halloween. Just saw Cinderella at the bus stop on what may be the worst walk of shame ever! Slut.
12:20 PM Nov 1st
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My driver is riding the volume on the radio like a fader. Kind of hilarious. It's making my ears dizzy.
6:16 AM Oct 28th
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O em ged. Saw that frenchie girl from rock of love season 2 on a 1-800-free-love commercial. I need to watch better tv.
10:59 PM Oct 25th
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"don't mess with an abcess. It'll bite u back." Rivers Cuomo. Weezer is KING.
9:37 PM Oct 24th
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I'm acting like an idiot. I don't know what was in that whisky i drank. Hmmm.
7:13 PM Oct 22nd
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Drunk guy getting arrested was told by cop there's a warrant out for him. Drunk responds: is that the urinating in public in santa barbara?
9:26 PM Oct 15th
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So I'm watching videos of other people singing my songs. Oh em gee, if you could only see the smile on my face. You rock. all of you.
12:30 AM Oct 15th
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Hi sweet tweets. some girl at the movies just told me i was irritating her. Then i made her laugh. I won. Now i'm irritated.
5:17 PM Oct 14th
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Fran drescher likes ingrid michaelson as much as i do. Troubadour night #2 you are Fabulous.
9:56 PM Oct 7th
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Need to figure how to post video of big, hairy venice local forcing two german tourists to dance to Highway to Hell. Ignore my zit in video.
12:58 AM Oct 6th
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