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I was disappointed to discover that my shiny new virtual host didn't have fortune. I typed 'sudo apt-get fortune'. Now it does. I love Unix.
1:55 PM Nov 23rd
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'How are you on this wet, cold, horrible Monday morning?' 'Early on this wet, cold, horrible Monday morning? The question answers itself.'
12:50 AM Nov 23rd
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"I don't want to be the cook who's spoiling the broth", great phrase :)
2:01 AM Nov 5th
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The ladybird and the frog are having a waterfight. At five pm. In October. I'm confused.
8:59 AM Oct 28th
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I am so sick of phone calls right about now.
7:28 AM Oct 23rd
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I have been aware that I'm about to turn 28 for some time now. I've only just realised it's about to be 10 years since I turned 18.
6:45 AM Oct 21st
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A challange for my male readers: grow a mustache that looks, in photos, as though someone drew it on.
5:34 AM Oct 6th
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My banana had seeds. Bananas aren't supposed to have seeds.
6:38 AM Oct 2nd
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I found a setting in Internet Explorer that makes links open in new tabs instead of new windows. This makes me happy.
1:40 AM Oct 2nd
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Who let the llamas out?
5:35 AM Oct 1st
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Dear world,
My name is not Nic.
Yours, Sorcha.
5:32 AM Sep 29th
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So few pages are blocked in work that I didn't know any are until just now. The first one I came across? Google Patents. SAP is weird.
4:43 AM Sep 22nd
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The time traveller's wife is the first piece of fiction that's actually made me want to write fan-fic.
7:47 AM Sep 21st
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Simon's worn out his first pair of shoes. Poor kid's got his Dad's feet.
3:46 AM Sep 11th
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'Science is on our side!' The other side cried. 'Could you please prove that?' I asked? I get no reply.
8:17 AM Sep 7th
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@ What's the story with discounts on accommodation for con goers?
2:09 AM Sep 7th
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I think swine flu was invented by the makers of handcream.
1:27 AM Sep 2nd
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It's very frustrating when you do a puzzle and discover the printed answer is wrong.
1:26 AM Sep 2nd
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Currently feeling glum about having an office job -
2:54 AM Aug 31st
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Sometimes I wonder if he became president to increase his book sales...
5:32 AM Aug 20th
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