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  1. @Entropythedog bring it. I'll be ready.
  2. @Entropythedog let me see...ah yes. you were on the naughty list. Ah well. better luck next year.
  3. I'm starting my lists for next year. I can see a lot of you will be on it!
  4. Wait til I tell the Ms. that I've been @tweetbomb'ed. she's going to FREAK!
  5. Ho, Ho, Ho! Holy Reindeer Droppings!
  6. ugh...cookie and milk hangover. and man does my back hurt.
  7. i'm warming up for my flight. i just did a crunch and one girl push up. nap time.
  8. @santa_watch had a good time @bad_decisions with the baltimore tweet gang. lots of nice folks to recruit for my sweatshop.
  9. Kanye has blessed this holiday season with a hot new track, available exclusively at www.northernexposuregossip.com I smell a Grammy!
  10. wrapping more presents. In the home stretch. I think I sweat through my undershirt.
  11. @dulin Yes, except one is a gorgeous, perfect woman and the other two are weird dudes. Santa is quite an enigma.
  12. The HoHoHonas Brothers are still tearin up the charts. http://tinyurl.com/4d8xmg Little known fact: I may have fathered one of them.
  13. @dulin There are many manifestations of Santa. 1/3 of Santa will be there. 1/3 is up in the air. The other 1/3 knows not what a tweetup is.
  14. Trying to pick an "irreverent" gift for the elven gift exchange. Any ideas?
  15. What do you think, should I go for it? I'm no Cloris Leachman, but come on! http://tinyurl.com/3v69mo
  16. Ho, Ho, Hack, hack HACK! I really need to stop smoking candy canes.
  17. Don't forget to read www.NorthernExposureGossip.com. I don't know where they get this stuff. The North Pole is all sunshine and sausages.
  18. It's been one of those days, my children. Sometimes I wonder why I still do this. Do you hear me? Do you care? She blinded me with science.
  19. Hit the nog waaaaaaaaaaaay too hard last night. May have slept in an igloo, not sure. Where am I?
  20. Every single day, and every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay- I'll be watching you