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saneel
Bald head+neck beard -itis appears to be the epidemic the news media is NOT covering.
| saneel i haven't left my home in 40 hours but i've financially devastated the Radia household. Let this be a lesson... for @whitter. |
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| saneel Tonights celebrity conversation: top chef stephanie. Ruined by @thewza |
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| saneel @heyitsnoah that across multiple community platforms in a we feel fine way is cool; count me in. |
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| saneel Things that are always funny #7: handshake to bro-hug transitions (yes, even the smooth ones). |
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| saneel The exclamation point should file for divorce from 16-25 year olds on grounds of abuse. |
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| saneel wine maintained enuf pretense for others to fearfully say "i dont know wine" but somehow food lovers have 95% of US claiming to be foodies. |
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| saneel OK, I'm taking my campaign to end Facebook seriously. I just joined. No, really people. Me. Facebook. Let this mark the end. |
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| saneel confession tweet: I just used iPocalypse in a conversation and acted like I made it up. sorry interweb residents. |
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| saneel It seems barf is not welcome in my home. Can I store it at any of yours? |
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| saneel Mario lopez suffers from carson daly syndrome. |
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| saneel Anyone else assume eddie murphy's facebook profile has 200+ friends, all of whom r just eddie murphy? |
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| saneel Confession tweet: I insult the fedora because I envy those whose head allows one. |
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| saneel Why does everyone under 30 think they knew Jack Johnson before you knew Jack Johnson? |
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| saneel Voodoo 1, Medical Science 0. Thanks chiropractor. |
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| saneel Not learning any lessons from Gore, mccain today announced he invented the telephone. |
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| saneel Friends in Cannes, sorry I can't join at Gutter Bar tonight, but can someone at least close my tab from last year? |
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| saneel I take solace in the knowledge that I will never be one of the 2 people a year to die from consuming excess amounts of water. |
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| saneel Twitter Hall of Shame article: http://tinyurl.com/6mm5e7 |
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| saneel Success. But fearful my doctor just wants to clone it for a saneel of his own. |
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