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@OmChomsky I have been telling you guys for years that farts can smell like great coffee...so can the smell of skunk... 7:14 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to OmChomsky
a smile has never looked as good, until it crept across your face... 8:49 PM Nov 18th from web
Biology explains the how...love explains the why... 5:40 PM Nov 17th from web
@RachelRiv ...Yay! 11:12 AM Oct 22nd from web in reply to RachelRiv
@southson23 it's wonderful when you find those people... 11:12 AM Oct 22nd from web in reply to southson23
@CarrollMusician make sure the pedal moves... 5:27 PM Oct 21st from web in reply to CarrollMusician
poop balls 2:41 PM Oct 20th from web
Chillin in the hood with the homies...by that I mean in Munice hangingout with Jordan...sleepy time now...Sweet dreams world...I love you... 9:23 PM Oct 15th from web
...Let the rain fall down... 11:01 PM Oct 13th from web
@southson23 Are you talking about the one that was on last night?...cuz that one brings a tear to my eye... 3:24 PM Oct 9th from web in reply to southson23
@OmChomsky I love that Ben...very well put... 5:46 PM Oct 5th from web in reply to OmChomsky
@CarrollMusician Smoothie King! 2:09 PM Oct 5th from web in reply to CarrollMusician
@adirtyhippie Can you read my mind? 5:22 PM Oct 3rd from web in reply to adirtyhippie
@CarrollMusician So what you are saying is the Old lady wanted you to reach into her bill fold with your young nimble figures?...Thats hot! 1:57 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to CarrollMusician
@southson23 My brother said that if you have it camo colored and place a chew pouch on it you may be on to something... 1:56 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to southson23
@southson23 If this was facebook I would have clicked the like button 10:27 AM Oct 1st from web in reply to southson23
@OmChomsky Do you know how you are getting into laffy tomorrow? 9:04 PM Sep 30th from web in reply to OmChomsky
@RachelRiv Don't tell him to tweet more...he may just do it... 9:02 PM Sep 30th from web in reply to RachelRiv
@adirtyhippie Oh you dirty sexy hippie model you! 9:02 PM Sep 30th from web in reply to adirtyhippie
@OmChomsky I miss you... 9:00 PM Sep 30th from web in reply to OmChomsky