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  1. joseph bought a robot from a man in the new york city subway. he forgot about the robot after six days. the robot never forgot about him. 12:27 PM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
  2. micheal was born with a deep aching hole of pain on the left side of his chest. it wasn't until today that the bullet found that hole. 5:27 PM Nov 11th, 2007 from web
  3. it was his sister that talked him into going to alaska. it was his father that brought him back. 7:12 PM Oct 25th, 2007 from web
  4. sometimes when she leaves, and it gets dark like this, i wonder if today is like that monday; if today is the day she won't come back. 1:10 PM Oct 13th, 2007 from web
  5. last friday was the last time that susan mayberry would ever leave her house. it was an uneventful day. 6:45 PM Sep 13th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  6. the card read, "happy tuesday, i still miss you!", but he didn't read it. 12:49 PM Sep 1st, 2007 from Twitterrific
  7. he stares at the sign he stole a long time ago: "IT HAPPENS FRIDAY NIGHT AT O'RILEYS IN DALLAS TX!!!!!" 2:02 PM Aug 9th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  8. suddenly, at the age of 14, george hickle found himself wishing that the shaving cream can's "tips for shaving" were a little more clear. 3:38 PM Jul 30th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  9. it wasn't easy hanging upside down for so long, but it was still a couple hours before the priest arrived. 3:34 PM Jun 25th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  10. it took three days for him to learn that frozen peanut butter on a stick was not very marketable, and not only that, failed to impress her. 7:44 AM Jun 12th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  11. he stomped out the cold from his day glo boots. it was going to be a beautiful night in london. 7:26 PM May 24th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  12. as they wandered through the desert they wondered where their next meal would come from. no matter: they had each other. 8:20 PM May 19th, 2007 from web
  13. it took him awhile, but he had finally figured it out: the best sunsets always occur at burger king between 3 and 5 pm. 7:39 PM May 13th, 2007 from web
  14. the blinking red light sometimes frustrated george. what could it ever mean? 2:08 PM May 9th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  15. sometimes sebastian wondered why everyone else was pink instead of green like him, but then his mother explained to him what a 'zombie' was. 6:45 AM May 7th, 2007 from Twitterrific
  16. sad freddy was not a stranger to cards, but this whole whiskey thing sure was new. 11:18 AM May 3rd, 2007 from Twitterrific
  17. it was a wonder that the old tree in front of the old house was still standing. every summer, when i would go back, it would surprise me. 3:18 PM Apr 24th, 2007 from web
  18. he whirled around in a panic. it had been three days since he had last seen Him, but he was still a little nervous when it was dark out. 12:08 PM Apr 18th, 2007 from web
  19. his spinach formed a very interesting and terrifying formation on his plate: the silhouette of a young george clooney. 12:44 PM Apr 15th, 2007 from web
  20. cody was a dark lord, and it was not like this was a hard job, but he still found that there was something... unsettling about it. 11:04 AM Apr 12th, 2007 from web