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  1. @Swistle_Thistle Pecans all the way.
  2. @jonniker WTF is right. And that baby needs a diaper change.
  3. @Swistle_Thistle Is it rude of me to think that at least you never have to worry about her reading your blog now?
  4. @beanery totally lame. But sometimes that shit just sucks you in...
  5. http://www.etsy.com/shop/ze... Made by a mommy that has a daughter born the SAME DATE as Egg. Awesome sauce, yo!
  6. @margaret1978 Oh fuck. I hate it when this shit happens.
  7. @keithcs He really wants to watch One Tree Hill. He told me so.
  8. Now With Moar Poop! Homo Says What?: http://bit.ly/1JqJsr
  9. @Swistle_Thistle I have not eaten nearly enough Halloween candy. Do you have some to spare? Am all out!!!
  10. @NessaLee Hope you enjoyed the game today!! I got your dm's. See you next year?!
  11. Chick-fil-a oh how I missed thee!
  12. Dear Self-Absorbed Hooker Face, That is a changing table not a vanity for your personal use. This baby is heavy you dumb cunt.
  13. On da plane! Home in a few hours.
  14. Nursing in Denver airport. Nursed on 3 flights thus far without any issues! Yay bewbies!
  15. Landed in Denver, CO!
  16. Omg peeps! Wildwood is a bakery-deli in Austin, TX is 100 % GLUTEN FREE!! RT this if you love a gf person!!
  17. Oh hai from Texass! Forgetting to twitter already! Toot toot fail boat.
  18. If you're in the mile high city & have sex then are you a member of the mile high club by definition?
  19. Now With Moar Poop! Flyin' High Muthafuckers http://bit.ly/1YgIHq
  20. Landed in Denver. Baby was great on flight & even napped a bit!