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@Swistle_Thistle Pecans all the way. 10:06 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to Swistle_Thistle
@jonniker WTF is right. And that baby needs a diaper change. 10:06 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to jonniker
@Swistle_Thistle Is it rude of me to think that at least you never have to worry about her reading your blog now? 6:37 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to Swistle_Thistle
@beanery totally lame. But sometimes that shit just sucks you in... 6:23 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to beanery
http://www.etsy.com/shop/ze... Made by a mommy that has a daughter born the SAME DATE as Egg. Awesome sauce, yo! 6:22 PM Nov 9th from web
@margaret1978 Oh fuck. I hate it when this shit happens. 5:04 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to theybelongtous
@keithcs He really wants to watch One Tree Hill. He told me so. 5:02 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to keithcs
Now With Moar Poop! Homo Says What?: http://bit.ly/1JqJsr 11:14 PM Nov 7th from twitterfeed
@Swistle_Thistle I have not eaten nearly enough Halloween candy. Do you have some to spare? Am all out!!! 7:35 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to Swistle_Thistle
@NessaLee Hope you enjoyed the game today!! I got your dm's. See you next year?! 7:28 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to NessaLee
Chick-fil-a oh how I missed thee! 3:20 PM Nov 7th from txt
Dear Self-Absorbed Hooker Face, That is a changing table not a vanity for your personal use. This baby is heavy you dumb cunt. 1:39 PM Nov 7th from txt
On da plane! Home in a few hours. 10:39 AM Nov 7th from txt
Nursing in Denver airport. Nursed on 3 flights thus far without any issues! Yay bewbies! 9:44 AM Nov 7th from txt
Landed in Denver, CO! 8:11 AM Nov 7th from txt
Omg peeps! Wildwood is a bakery-deli in Austin, TX is 100 % GLUTEN FREE!! RT this if you love a gf person!! 11:42 AM Nov 4th from txt
Oh hai from Texass! Forgetting to twitter already! Toot toot fail boat. 9:24 AM Nov 4th from txt
If you're in the mile high city & have sex then are you a member of the mile high club by definition? 9:15 AM Nov 3rd from txt
Now With Moar Poop! Flyin' High Muthafuckers http://bit.ly/1YgIHq 9:00 AM Nov 3rd from twitterfeed
Landed in Denver. Baby was great on flight & even napped a bit! 8:08 AM Nov 3rd from txt

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Name samsstories
Location Southern California
Web http://www.sams-s...
Bio My name is Sam. I jam out with my clam out. Every day. Even the days when the clam is unshaven or just plain funky. There is no life without the clam.

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