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  1. @trishussey Exactly. All left-handed people are AWESOME!! about 23 hours ago from web in reply to trishussey
  2. @trishussey That's because they are all awesome, as left-handed people always are! about 23 hours ago from web in reply to trishussey
  3. @gorbash78 Oh dear GAWD that guardian pic was EW. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to gorbash78
  4. Thinking about posting some tacky shit!! about 23 hours ago from web
  5. Now With Moar Poop! What The FUCK?: http://bit.ly/5qs2tC 4:21 AM Nov 24th from twitterfeed
  6. @margaret1978 You go girl! 10:23 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to theybelongtous
  7. @DAREALSUPAHMAMA I am totally on crack. Or, Egg went to sleep at 5:30pm. I am screwed in the morning. 9:56 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to DAREALSUPAHMAMA
  8. Or maybe you confuse me. Either way, message me and I will re-follow if you are a real person. Mebbe. 9:46 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. If I "unfollow" you, it is because you aren't tweeting. 9:44 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. SLAP! 9:37 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. What can I favorite. People! Tweet so that I may favorite YOUR TWEETING!!! 9:24 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. I have no favorites. I NEED FAVORITES. 9:24 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Am retweeting mofo. 9:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. RT @gusgreeper: i don't care what they say i won't stay in a world without love. #lyrics 9:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. RT @Shawnte: Making mini cupcakes and blondies. The apartment smells scrumptrelescent. 9:22 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. Dude the retweet function in the sidebar is AWESOME. 9:21 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. "Hey Princess, I brought diseases!" 9:20 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. EW Lily's dad jerking off LOSE. 9:20 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. Awwww...little girl Lily. TJ Slumlord FTW. 9:18 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. Yes, am tweeting How I Met Your Mother as I watch it. Suck it. 9:18 PM Nov 23rd from web
  • Name samsstories
  • Location Southern California
  • Web http://www.sams-s...
  • Bio My name is Sam. I jam out with my clam out. Every day. Even the days when the clam is unshaven or just plain funky. There is no life without the clam.
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