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Now With Moar Poop! Fifi Daisy Ninjamouse: http://bit.ly/wZrqb about 4 hours ago from twitterfeed
Now With Moar Poop! FUCK YOU BLOGGER Picture FAIL BOAT: http://bit.ly/4uA2cf about 4 hours ago from twitterfeed
@_Chickie Do you really have a freeze dried dog living with you? Er, deading with you? Cause living doesn't work. You know. Dog. You. Dead. about 11 hours ago from web
Gee, why is that picture so blurry? Oh, because I uploaded the WRONG FUCKING ONE. about 12 hours ago from web
Adding labels to my blog finally. Damn I suck. about 12 hours ago from web
OMG husband just came home and TALK TALK TALK TALK. I just got rid of the Chicken. NEED SILENCE. about 12 hours ago from web
@jonniker I want a festering boil! about 12 hours ago from web
http://bit.ly/3Ja7HP There's the URL for the post. about 12 hours ago from web
I just deleted 13 new spam comments off of an old post titled, "Comment Spam" about 12 hours ago from web
@jonniker My dad used bacon grease when cooking with fresh green beans. SO YUMMY. about 12 hours ago from web
Chicken: That baby had a Nixon face. ?!? about 16 hours ago from txt
Now With Moar Poop! Sesame Street WIN: http://bit.ly/1Pvlbk about 16 hours ago from twitterfeed
My baby is so freakin' cute. *sigh* I loves him. 11:26 PM Nov 10th from web
@DAREALSUPAHMAMA Egg said a WORD. YAY WORD. 10:26 PM Nov 10th from web
@DAREALSUPAHMAMA It's like pen pals, but you get a different one each time. And in different countries. And you get postcards, too. AWESOME. 10:25 PM Nov 10th from web
@DAREALSUPAHMAMA http://www.postcrossing.com/ 10:24 PM Nov 10th from web
Am I the last person on earth to realize that Hitler's birthday is 4/20 and that is TOTALLY LAME DUDE. 10:23 PM Nov 10th from web
@Swistle_Thistle I was worried about that, too. Then I realized that she probably was some place a wee bit hotter. :) 10:20 PM Nov 10th from web
My first postcard arrived in Germany! YAY Postcrossing!!! 10:19 PM Nov 10th from web
@PatrickKaine I love it when I am trying to search for something using google and chrome says, "mebbe ur addy is bad or it moved?" HA HA HA 10:07 PM Nov 10th from web

Name samsstories
Location Southern California
Web http://www.sams-s...
Bio My name is Sam. I jam out with my clam out. Every day. Even the days when the clam is unshaven or just plain funky. There is no life without the clam.