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@theredneckdiva bacon all the way12:39 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to theredneckdiva
@battynurse NO! I bet it's horrible. Like "be positive" or "visualize yourself with a baby" GAWD.10:50 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to battynurse
Now With Moar Poop! Wait A Fucking Minute: This post has been rattling around my mostly empty.. http://tinyurl.com/mdlgzk6:12 AM Jul 1st from twitterfeed
Now With Moar Poop! Edited To Add...: (re: previous post)I drove about 40 miles, and most of .. http://tinyurl.com/nfqmlr6:32 AM Jun 24th from twitterfeed
Now With Moar Poop! At Least I Was Wearing My Seatbelt?: We sold the convertible today, and I.. http://tinyurl.com/laj5hz6:30 AM Jun 23rd from twitterfeed
I moved the Twittering to the top part of my side bar since I am actually tweeting now. Moar Sam fer ewes!3:20 PM Jun 20th from web
I hate the fucking ice cream man/woman/etc. ASSHOLE!3:16 PM Jun 20th from web
@margaret78 Oh! I read your tweet! I am rocking today. YAY! We are thinking fourth of July weekend now for MIL's place.12:59 AM Jun 20th from web in reply to margaret78
@battynurse Oh looky! I tweeted and you responded and I read it! Like a real person I am.12:59 AM Jun 20th from web in reply to battynurse
The best thing about laughing really hard at your dumb-assed cat while on the toilet? You don't have to worry about peeing a little.12:58 AM Jun 20th from web
no visit this weekend, pink eye struck the MIL10:53 PM Jun 19th from web
FED! Not FEED! FED! Fuck where is the backspace button on the innernets?7:31 PM Jun 19th from web
I hate my husband a little. Holding a newly feed baby upside down? FAIL BOAT TOOT TOOT!!!!7:31 PM Jun 19th from web
Now With Moar Poop! Quick! And Off I Go!: I totally fucking missed my four year blogging anni.. http://tinyurl.com/nza4g36:31 AM Jun 19th from twitterfeed
Now With Moar Poop! Procrastination: Procrastination is the beginning of many posts for blogg.. http://tinyurl.com/kjbeoz6:36 PM Jun 16th from twitterfeed
Now With Moar Poop! My Kid Is An Asshole: No, not the super cute smallish one. The big one. T.. http://tinyurl.com/lupler6:36 PM Jun 16th from twitterfeed
@theredneckdiva Tweet?11:35 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to theredneckdiva
@theredneckdiva furry? green? smells fresh? reaches out of the container and touches you?11:34 AM Jun 16th from web in reply to theredneckdiva
I think Egg's butt just BARKED. I mean, I know he was pooping but it sounded like POOP POOOOOOOP Bark bark.11:32 AM Jun 16th from web
Neighbor texts: "Just remember this is war now. Hope you like blood!!" Dude, she's on the rag. I am toast. With strawberry jam.11:55 AM Jun 15th from web

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