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@_Chickie Do you really have a freeze dried dog living with you? Er, deading with you? Cause living doesn't work. You know. Dog. You. Dead.about 11 hours agofrom web
Gee, why is that picture so blurry? Oh, because I uploaded the WRONG FUCKING ONE.about 12 hours agofrom web
Adding labels to my blog finally. Damn I suck.about 12 hours agofrom web
OMG husband just came home and TALK TALK TALK TALK. I just got rid of the Chicken. NEED SILENCE.about 12 hours agofrom web
@DAREALSUPAHMAMA It's like pen pals, but you get a different one each time. And in different countries. And you get postcards, too. AWESOME.10:25 PM Nov 10thfrom web
Am I the last person on earth to realize that Hitler's birthday is 4/20 and that is TOTALLY LAME DUDE.10:23 PM Nov 10thfrom web
@Swistle_Thistle I was worried about that, too. Then I realized that she probably was some place a wee bit hotter. :)10:20 PM Nov 10thfrom web
My first postcard arrived in Germany! YAY Postcrossing!!!10:19 PM Nov 10thfrom web
@PatrickKaine I love it when I am trying to search for something using google and chrome says, "mebbe ur addy is bad or it moved?" HA HA HA10:07 PM Nov 10thfrom web
BioMy name is Sam. I jam out with my clam out. Every day. Even the days when the clam is unshaven or just plain funky. There is no life without the clam.