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  1. @rachellieberman What about the 11th? about 8 hours ago from txt
  2. @rachellieberman Do you need rescuing? 2:20 PM Dec 7th from txt
  3. @jdykhouse Is that your wedding speech? 4:59 PM Nov 27th from txt
  4. @rachellieberman That's the price you have to pay. I leave it in my wake. 5:41 PM Nov 25th from txt
  5. It's still weird hearing people on the radio talking about Mark Sanford. That was hard to type too. 1:25 PM Nov 24th from txt
  6. As seen on tv/ The perfect pushup is here/ Don't forget sham-wow. #haiku inspired by sign outside Dunham's 1:39 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  7. I just saw a pickup truck with a sticker that says "Ready for CHANGE?" and it's got a play on the Obama logo with a schwastika in it. 10:24 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  8. @anniepalmer "I cut my foot earlier and now my shoe is full of blood." 11:03 PM Nov 21st from txt
  9. "The WMDs were as imaginary as underpants gnomes." -Talk of the Nation caller 11:51 AM Nov 16th from txt
  10. @jdykhouse It blew my mind for sure. @rachellieberman told me. You should put an @samph at the beginning of your tweet. 1:09 PM Nov 15th from txt
  11. I can't believe that I just found out Cpt. Stottlemeyer is the same guy as Jamie Gumb or Jame Gumb. 12:42 PM Nov 15th from txt
  12. @jdykehouse I thought you were agreeing with yourself what a fun Saturday night you had in store. 2:26 PM Nov 14th from txt
  13. @RachelLieberman Oops, I thought I was replying to you directly, I didn't notice it was twitter. 2:27 PM Nov 9th from txt
  14. Oh yeah, you just told me you hit your head. I didn't know what on. 2:16 PM Nov 9th from txt
  15. "Between the scratch-offs, frozen Mountain Dew, a couple packs of smokes and energy drinks for my kids it costs me $30 just to start my day" 6:13 PM Nov 7th from txt
  16. @ZombieXtina Are you giving back-alley butt baby abortions? 8:29 AM Nov 4th from txt
  17. They forgot to send me the power cord, av cable and controller. At least I have a PS3 though. 1:00 PM Nov 3rd from txt
  18. @ZombieXtina I am getting reports that it is in fact old Pete's. 8:59 PM Oct 24th from txt
  19. @ZombieXtina It might actually be the old Piball Pete's, but I thought the smoke was coming from an apartment window. 8:57 PM Oct 24th from txt
  20. University Tower is on fire. 8:23 PM Oct 24th from txt