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  1. @earlypaintbrush "... My credit score must be whack." No, that doesn't work. Let me get back to you. 7:48 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to earlypaintbrush
  2. It's Hanukkah. Go light some candles or something. 5:25 PM Dec 11th from web
  3. "One leg or two, a golddigger is a golddigger." 8:58 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
  4. You can now book flights to space on Virgin Galactic. Only 200,000 dollars. How many kidneys would I have to sell to buy a ticket? 9:44 AM Dec 8th from web
  5. There's only one way to eat a candy cane: like a goddam champion. 10:42 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie
  6. It sounds like @John_Donahue minored in Fraggle Rock. 11:59 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  7. Guy at Starbucks is explaining an internet thing that is so completely inaccurate. Nerd in me wants to interrupt and shout WRONG WRONG WRONG 11:53 AM Nov 28th from Brizzly
  8. @earlypaintbrush that IS a great fucking album. 5:54 PM Nov 27th from Birdfeed in reply to earlypaintbrush
  9. Hour long radio documentary on Sly and the Family Stone? Yes, please! 4:06 PM Nov 27th from Birdfeed
  10. "Dont die on me! You're going to live!" said in earnest. That's quality television. 8:16 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  11. Sometimes, like right now, I want to tell people the world is amazing and quit complaining. But then I would be complaining. Damn. 7:40 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  12. It's a good day when you find yourself looking at the Golden Girls wikipedia page. 7:06 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. @RichLCA // .singleLadies * { } #it:focus { border-radius: 1.1em; } sorry, I thought this was #cssbeyonce 6:56 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to RichLCA
  14. @spiderskulls13 Depends on the group. Cool kids love it for the pep, nerds hate it for the same, and stoners love it cuz they can sneak out. 2:21 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to spiderskulls13
  15. Boooo! Got an iced coffee from coffee bean and saw them fill it up halfway with water. Scandal! 8:46 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  16. Yikes, myspace. Logging in after a while is like driving past your first apartment to find out its been overrun by hookers. and local bands. 1:10 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. Forbidden fruits, indeed. http://yfrog.com/efpypj 7:17 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  18. That's all: stand on the right, walk on the left. 7:12 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  19. STAND ON THE RIGHT WALK ON THE LEFT GEEAAH IF YOU SEE NOBODY IN FRONT OF YOU AND A LINE BEHIND YOU THEY JUST WANT TO WALK UP THE ESCALATOR 7:11 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  20. No kidding, I just found a yarmulke in my backpack. Its origins are unknown. 5:07 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie