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  1. ROTFL "So like everyone celebrates thanksgiving right? Of course, except for like the indians right?" ~MB #imthankfulfor #fb 34 minutes ago from UberTwitter
  2. Quote of the Day: "You guys wouldn't know what to do with The Beatrice Inn if it crawled up your nose in a $100 bill." #fb about 18 hours ago from web
  3. Colorado is officially brass monkey's right now...rethinking the contents of my luggage. Not. Awesome. #fb http://myloc.me/1EQv5 11:08 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  4. Totally taking the win for my punctual airport arrival this eve...Even if it is only bc I had 2 change flights after missing the 1st ;-) #fb 4:51 PM Nov 22nd from UberTwitter
  5. Pretty excited for tonight's AIGA talk on two of my favorite things - Design+Food! "Today's Specials: The Design of Food Presentation" #fb 1:20 PM Nov 20th from UberTwitter
  6. "Support our Troops" is no longer a slogan — It’s an action. http://bit.ly/remind #tweettoremind 12:10 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. RT @FrankieP: would some of my kind folowers who have the new RT feature RT this please? curious about multiple RTs... 11:59 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. RT @heynathan: Coffeehouse status: Huge dude in super tight pants just sauntered into this place and ordered bubble tea, with conviction ... 11:54 PM Nov 18th from web
  9. "What the hell doin up there in Rochester—Get your heads outta your garbage plates" John Stewart --> http://bit.ly/YFp0A #fb 10:35 PM Nov 17th from web
  10. @dwcnyc1 when do u return stateside + when do u return to NYC again? Sorry I know u told me a million times. #fb http://myloc.me/1z20i 7:34 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  11. @WoodwardDFW amen! People who place certainty on much of anything frighten the shit outta me! 2:01 AM Nov 16th from UberTwitter in reply to WoodwardDFW
  12. "...Doubt is humble. That's what man needs to be considering that human history is just a litany of getting shit dead wrong."-@billmaher #fb 4:40 PM Nov 14th from web
  13. @arwcheek I lol'd when I saw that before. I'd guess that's about right too though! Interested to know what u find out! http://myloc.me/1q9Ko 3:03 PM Nov 9th from UberTwitter in reply to arwcheek
  14. @t_bahl That was my largest grievance. (e.g. I could have done w/o the daily direct snail mail the past 90 days) Embrace the internets Mike. 2:18 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to t_bahl
  15. Did this #Windows7 commercial just say "abso-fucking-lutley" during prime time?! Whoa. #fb 9:21 PM Oct 29th from web
  16. @jkottke amusingly illustrates the audacity of the new FTC blogger disclosure guidelines with a 12 point citation http://bit.ly/3LZq5l #fb 2:18 AM Oct 23rd from web
  17. @skatelab Yes sir. What is it u r comin 4? Where r u stayin? What kinda stuff r u thinkin? Email me some info + Ill reply! sam@parsons.edu 1:23 AM Oct 23rd from UberTwitter
  18. @andyroddick is that even legal? 5:41 AM Oct 21st from Tweetie in reply to andyroddick
  19. Discussing rules for success over lunch at 5Leaves in Greenpoint w/ @dcwnyc1. Rule #47: Don't partner people who value $ as top priority #fb 11:33 AM Oct 15th from UberTwitter
  20. RT @Gladwell Q: Is the goal of Nobel Peace Prize committee 2 reward progress of an individual or 2 encourage the progress of society? #fb 9:13 AM Oct 14th from web