SammLevine
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RT @: I'm pickled tink about tonight's SWEET show at the Slipper Room in NY at 9, W/@, @, @, + My Mo
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12:31 PM Nov 24th
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@ And here I was certain they always thought I was you! Oh, zombies...
11:28 AM Nov 24th
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Ran into @ at UCB NY this evening. We laughed so hard we cried. Well, I cried. Mostly because I kept sitting on my balls.
10:22 PM Nov 22nd
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I'm getting pretty tired of having to trim my fingernails every 5 days. I'm considering telling people I keep them long for "my music".
4:07 PM Nov 21st
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It took a bit, but I finally got all the blood out of the pants I borrowed from @. Nope, you get no explanation.
6:37 PM Nov 19th
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Oh man. Just lost all my money in the stock market, saw that my car got stolen and got this crazy rash on my nipples. Why!!??
11:22 AM Nov 19th
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Just killed a cricket in my kitchen. I'm still on the lookout for the blue fairy.
10:50 AM Nov 19th
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It's settled. I'm Breslin Fanning Levine from here on out. RT @: @ everyone wants to hire Breslin Fanning Levine.
5:29 PM Nov 17th
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Hmm, I wonder how much more work I'd get if I changed my last name to Breslin or Fanning...
5:06 PM Nov 17th
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No, no, Josh. It's stupid any night. RT @: Most retarded thing you can do on a Saturday night in Hollywood? Go to a night club.
8:35 PM Nov 14th
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C'mon guys, let's petition them to remake 300 with @ in the Gerard Butler part! (Did I do this right?)
4:00 PM Nov 13th
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I really think I might be Pensky material.
12:42 PM Nov 13th
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Had a delightful encounter with @ earlier today. Told him I enjoyed following him. I mentioned nothing about Twitter.
9:35 PM Nov 11th
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RT @: My new term for someone who is good at cunnilingus: Slot Machine.
7:05 PM Nov 10th
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Or maybe that's just how he's killing himself.
5:49 PM Nov 10th
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I think my neighbor may have died. He's been playing "Let's Get it Started" by the Black Eyed Peas on repeat ALL DAY.
5:49 PM Nov 10th
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@ It's Jaime The Grouch!!
7:39 PM Nov 8th
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You're definitely pregnant.
2:43 PM Nov 8th
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Money's all there.
2:38 PM Nov 8th
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You're free now.
2:22 PM Nov 8th
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- Name Samm Levine
- Location Barstow adjacent
- Bio I'm the guy from that thing.
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