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  1. RT @Thezog: I'm pickled tink about tonight's SWEET show at the Slipper Room in NY at 9, W/@sammlevine, @nickkroll, @andrewblitz, + My Mo ...
  2. @kevinpollak And here I was certain they always thought I was you! Oh, zombies...
  3. Ran into @martingero at UCB NY this evening. We laughed so hard we cried. Well, I cried. Mostly because I kept sitting on my balls.
  4. I'm getting pretty tired of having to trim my fingernails every 5 days. I'm considering telling people I keep them long for "my music".
  5. It took a bit, but I finally got all the blood out of the pants I borrowed from @Phirm. Nope, you get no explanation.
  6. Oh man. Just lost all my money in the stock market, saw that my car got stolen and got this crazy rash on my nipples. Why!!??
  7. Just killed a cricket in my kitchen. I'm still on the lookout for the blue fairy.
  8. It's settled. I'm Breslin Fanning Levine from here on out. RT @hallublin: @SammLevine everyone wants to hire Breslin Fanning Levine.
  9. Hmm, I wonder how much more work I'd get if I changed my last name to Breslin or Fanning...
  10. No, no, Josh. It's stupid any night. RT @joshnegrin: Most retarded thing you can do on a Saturday night in Hollywood? Go to a night club.
  11. C'mon guys, let's petition them to remake 300 with @PFTompkins in the Gerard Butler part! (Did I do this right?) #tompkins300
  12. I really think I might be Pensky material.
  13. Had a delightful encounter with @rainnwilson earlier today. Told him I enjoyed following him. I mentioned nothing about Twitter.
  14. RT @rikilindhome: My new term for someone who is good at cunnilingus: Slot Machine.
  15. Or maybe that's just how he's killing himself.
  16. I think my neighbor may have died. He's been playing "Let's Get it Started" by the Black Eyed Peas on repeat ALL DAY.
  17. @jaime_fox It's Jaime The Grouch!! http://twitpic.com/oufk2
  18. You're definitely pregnant. #threewordsaftersex
  19. Money's all there. #threewordsaftersex
  20. You're free now. #threewordsaftersex