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vacation (n): working from a hotel room while the wife scowls at you.6:52 PM Jun 29thfrom web
Last wknd played guitar for 1st time in 2 yrs. This wknd struggling to remember HTML. Everything old is new again, or something like that...6:50 PM Jun 29thfrom web
Anyone know why my @garmin thinks MI doesn't exist? Aside from the obvious jokes, of course.10:25 AM Jun 27thfrom Tweetie
Dear @garmin, website is TOO simplified. Can't figure out which map works with my device. Please fix. Or I'll buy a Tom Tom next time.5:59 AM Jun 27thfrom web
"Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen" ... too soon for that one?9:02 PM Jun 25thfrom web
Me: You know who Jimmy Smits' character is, rigtht? wife: Duh, he's Bail Organa, Leia's adoptive father. me: *swoon*3:17 PM Jun 22ndfrom web
You know what's more annoying than not opening the M&Ms and offering me one? That's right: nothing. Now chop chop.5:21 PM Jun 20thfrom Tweetie
Donald Trump is on RAW wrestling? I wonder if it bothers him being THAT predictable?3:44 PM Jun 20thfrom web
Uh oh-@MissSteph is getting pissed. Anyone needs me, I'll be in the bunker, trying to figure out how to work this bullet proof vest.10:53 AM Jun 18thfrom web
Love it when websites intentionally don't post RSS feeds. @Cyclingnewsfeed I'm looking at you. I understand advertising, but ...7:03 AM Jun 18thfrom web
"change your Twitter avatar" is the new "join a facebook group". man I feel old...8:26 PM Jun 17thfrom Tweetie
Just b/c there isn't a teen drama about gymnastics doesn't necessarily mean there *should* be a teen drama about gymnastics ...7:28 PM Jun 17thfrom web