samishah
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Doing an emcee gig Tuesday at Nandos to launch their new menu item. Watch me mispronounce Espetada all evening.
about 11 hours ago
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Why do I always get ideas for new stand up material when I have no time to write them?
7:08 AM Nov 16th
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@ What the huh? What happened? Who is replacing you? Details woman!?!?
11:58 PM Nov 15th
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Why does Monday feel like Wednesday?
11:57 PM Nov 15th
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Saw three cars today where the father is driving with baby in his lap. That's it, nuke us now, we suck officially...
9:07 AM Nov 15th
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@ bribes you with video blogs to cross 1000 followers? And it works! I will strip naked on youtube if I cross 10,000!
6:55 AM Nov 15th
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I'm sorry but yes Islam is a violent religion. So is Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Sukhism (and it turns out Scientology).
12:50 AM Nov 15th
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When the hell with the Geneva Convention outlaw working on Saturday? Get your act together Geneva!
3:22 AM Nov 14th
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MQM must have gotten their photoshop work done from Iran -
1:29 PM Nov 13th
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Squee! Youtube has complete episodes of 80's cartoon classic: The Visionaries. Thank you internets.
11:40 AM Nov 12th
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@ Heh...at least Gilani is being honest, "We can't stop them from blowing you up," is better than "awww, sucks to be you."
10:40 PM Nov 11th
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Wow, Kiyani's condemnation of attacks on civilians actually makes me feel better. No really. I feel protected...dick.
9:38 PM Nov 11th
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The new Lady Gaga video is why music videos were created by God.
12:08 PM Nov 10th
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Pak Military Chief calls Sy Hersh "‘mischievous". Then labels terrorists "miscreants". The War on Terror or Little Rascals? You decide.
12:03 PM Nov 9th
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Re-reading old Mcfarlane Spiderman's reminds me how much his art influenced me once.
11:47 AM Nov 9th
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I miss mommy. (my wife came up with that one)
12:43 PM Nov 8th
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Boy this itches.
12:42 PM Nov 8th
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What anal beads?
12:40 PM Nov 8th
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Where's my penis?
12:39 PM Nov 8th
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Maybe there is no conspiracy theory. Maybe the ISI and the CIA and everyone else is just too incompetent to stop terrorism.
12:54 AM Nov 8th
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- Name Sami Shah
- Location Karachi
- Web http://www.samish...
- Bio Comedian, Writer, Graphic Designer, Producer, Sapien
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