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  1. @thomastowell @ErnestWilkins Don't forget 'I Didnt Know I Was Pregnant'
  2. Arsenal! David Haye! Let's hope the right colleges win in their respective college football fixtures to keep this streak alive!
  3. @PFTompkins No sir! If anything, she was TOO easy with the laffs.
  4. My sister is front row centre on the @PFTompkins Live at Gotham right now!
  5. @thomastowell You are on probation for that one, ugly.
  6. Headline of the Day: Two to choose from: http://bit.ly/vlEMf or http://bit.ly/2ces8j ?
  7. @Degrell You going to tune into live video Jimbo today? #fwlive
  8. @Spoony_C Tell the Great Man to prepare for FOT adulation in Miami on the 14th. Laurie, Josh and I will bring the hoagies.
  9. @Degrell I can think of one exception to that.
  10. @JessNooch That is great. Glad you saw that and thought of me. I imagine the banter between Queen and athletes was flawless and natural.
  11. I was worried that Newcastle United was no longer a shambles... but now this! http://bit.ly/i55W4
  12. Here's a blog post about how ace I am. http://bit.ly/H4BsS
  13. @ErnestWilkins Matt is a regular caller to the radio show with which I'm obsessed. Tonight, @Hodgman will be in house. Listen!
  14. This is correct // RT @Degrell Come on CSKA!
  15. I don't feel well today. My sore throat and headache are the worst things that have ever happened to anyone, in the history of America.
  16. @eastwes Madonna or Michael Jackson? Your answer determines my level of judgment.
  17. Headline of the day! http://bit.ly/1UBkeB
  18. @eastwes Sorry to say, she cracked the "fake accent" very early on, when she found my Kenyan birth certificate.
  19. It's my girlfriend's birthday. Please greet her with something both genial and ribald - @laurengibaldi.
  20. 3-0, Farmer's Market, Winter Festival, Halloween Parties, Lauren's birthday. It's going to be a good weekend. Only because we beat Spurs.