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@mtbradner OMG why isn't Mackenzie on Twitter. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to mtbradner
Holy shit you guys that steak was fucking outstanding. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
Cooking a fucking steak. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
@LTsurf ABSURDISTAN! about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LTsurf
D.A.N.C.E. 11:00 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
@JoshFialkov My biggest complaint. 7:36 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to JoshFialkov
@JoshFialkov 7:36 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to JoshFialkov
What's your blood type? I'm getting you a pint for the holidays. 12:38 PM Dec 22nd from TweetDeck
@PierluigiC Good to see you too buddy. Oh, and the author of ABSURDISTAN I couldn't name is Gary Shteyngart. 9:21 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck in reply to PierluigiC
@kagerade All that's missing is a phone call from your pal Jack. 9:20 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck in reply to kagerade
Whoever recorded the song Santa Claus Mountain must have done so at gunpoint. 12:33 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
Can't believe I gave up weed before these 3D movies came around. Dick move, Humphries. 4:12 PM Dec 20th from TweetDeck
"If that skinhead with tattoos is behind the counter, pay attention: he looks just like Don Draper." 8:12 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
RT @andykhouri: At Margarita Movie: AVATAR w/ Sexfro, O'Bedlam, Fat Cobra, Dick Lantern and Christopher Robin. 3:13 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
RT @SavoirAdore: You think you can, but you have no penis. This is the diary of Savoir Adore. -T 3:12 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
@AprilLynn Relieved to hear Ham's still got it! 12:51 PM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
@pegggg Yes. With help from @THE_REAL_SHAQ 11:01 AM Dec 19th from TweetDeck
Whoa -- a priceless (to me) letter that I had given up as lost years ago just turned up out of the blue. So relieved. 8:14 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
@miss_stepho "Plz do not send me pix of ur taint kthx" 4:14 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck in reply to miss_stepho
Attn @mattfraction your star is born RT @tamarlovesu: Help cast the lead role in the next Coen Bros.movie, "True Grit": http://bit.ly/6Rmhbm 3:38 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck

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Name Sam Humphries
Location Hollywood, California
Web http://www.samhum...
Bio I've got a black belt in breakfast.

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