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BTW, the preferred spelling of Hanukkah is "Chananach*cough*chkkach*wheeze*arghch". Really. I'm a Jew. So… I know these things. PRACTICE IT!
7:24 AM Dec 11th
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Happy Hanukkah, you heathens!
7:17 AM Dec 11th
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@ Tweet… that is the answer.
4:06 PM Dec 9th
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"Mommy, why is there a server in the house?" -
10:45 AM Dec 9th
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Today was heartbreaking/uplifting/sad/happy/emotional/beautiful/somber/joyous… most importantly, there was kindness/love/friendship. ((hug))
3:06 PM Dec 8th
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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Pfft… where's the fun in that?! Now if you'll excuse me, I've some "fixes" to tend to. Blow torch… check.
7:59 PM Dec 2nd
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I bought two pairs of irregular socks on Black Friday. Yep… just doin' my part.
2:58 PM Nov 28th
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Now that's odd… I can't seem to button my pants this morning. Oh, right… the gluttony.
7:34 AM Nov 27th
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I'm also thankful for typos.
8:41 PM Nov 26th
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I'm thankful for gluttony… and stuffing… by mostly for gluttony.
1:15 PM Nov 26th
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Just booked our honeymoon adventure! LONDON FOR XMAS! Time to start brushing up on my Spinal Tap. ("You can't really dust for vomit…")
7:46 PM Nov 25th
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Pants hate me.
5:40 PM Nov 23rd
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Man… I had forgotten how good "Ghost Reveries" is. I mean, we're talking "Blackwater Park" good here. Black. Water. Park. Good.
8:17 AM Nov 21st
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@ I consider myself fairly evolved, but no. I was at Ginger Something-or-other. In NYC. Where's Evolution?
5:41 PM Nov 20th
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So I'm in a VEGAN restaurant. A lady orders coffee then flips out when they don't have any cream. HOW DARE THEY PRACTICE VEGANISM HERE!
3:07 PM Nov 20th
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From one beardsman to another… Sir, I yield to your magnificent beardedness. You are the beardsman I long to be.
5:42 PM Nov 19th
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This is my six hundred and sixty-sixth tweet. Danzig should be here… any… second… now…
5:33 PM Nov 19th
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The antidote for my tremendously sucktastic day is (a) Beer (b) Two beers (c) Three beers (d) All of the above (Be sure to use a #2 pencil)
3:00 PM Nov 18th
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If you ride bikes (I mean actually ride them… not just keep 'em around as fashion accessories), you should watch this:
5:48 AM Nov 18th
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People, without exception, are stupid. All of 'em. Every last one. Present company excluded, of course… what? Contradict myself? Me? Never!
5:59 AM Nov 17th
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- Name Sam Cohen
- Location Gun wavin' New Haven!
- Web http://samuelhcoh...
- Bio It's not really about me. It's about the caffeine monster within. He needs to be fed. Constantly.
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