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  1. @johncmayer You may be saying: 1) You're Dad gave you everything to succeed in love, or 2) you're waiting for a "Laura" to set you straight.
  2. WOW. Take that, Kanye... http://bit.ly/3j5ZOz
  3. Good it as always from APM's Marketplace: http://tiny.cc/qUADD
  4. This game is totally ruining an otherwise fun weekend.
  5. Los Doyers; Aye, dios mio.
  6. Hiroki-san, please keep cool. C'mon Dodgers!!
  7. @RayLaHood Get ready to read more about parking in Santa Monica!
  8. @wilsonkat RyanAir is fine for short hops in Europe. Base fare is cheap (1€) but they kill you with fees. A better bet is EasyJet. Rhyme!!
  9. RT @wilsonkat Obviously you've never flown on RyanAir, the European budget airline. It's like Southwest if it was run by soccer houligans.
  10. It's crazy out there on the highways today! LA people can't drive in the rain. Or just can't drive slower.
  11. Note to self: Buy a more waterproof outdoor storage container. Also, don't leave a bag of charcoal in the rain.
  12. Umbrella sales up 100% vs. yesterday in LA county, according to my research.
  13. When you have a big house, don't try to surprise your wife. It won't work.
  14. @mysugarspun Is it dress for a Dodgers game day at work?
  15. Ti....
  16. La?
  17. So
  18. Paid another $10 so that I can take a shuttle bus to the U2 concert. And "does not include parking costs." Thanks The Edge.
  19. I noticed that every morning when I use my mouthwash, I pour a little out before I gargle. For my homies, I guess.
  20. Nick Escalera, please pursue another career besides singing during the 7th inning stretch.