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  1. @plainjane I prefer my God in a McMuffin. 6:54 AM Dec 3rd from txt
  2. It has come 2 my attention that my husband is a spoiled brat. ;-) 7:04 AM Dec 2nd from mobile web
  3. TiVo fucked me out of Glee for a goddamn "Where are they now"? Biggest Loser. 6:33 PM Nov 25th from txt
  4. @plainjane Fuck no. 9:40 AM Nov 25th from txt
  5. @johncmayer Reading your Tweets and listening to you on WXRT right now. You're a funny fuck. 6:55 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. @plainjane I think I speak for everyone when I say, "I hate you". 11:37 AM Nov 18th from txt
  7. I'm going to open a bottle of wine. Let's see how long it takes the husband to come running downstairs at the sound of the cork. 1:25 PM Nov 5th from web
  8. Is it just me, or is everyone sick of my job? 11:15 AM Nov 5th from web
  9. @plainjane I don't have you grouped with that twat, Amalah. Do I get a prize? LOL 10:37 AM Nov 5th from web
  10. The FedEx man just delivered 2 bottles of Cosentino wine to my house. I think it would be rude not to open at least one of them now, right? 10:07 AM Nov 5th from web
  11. @plainjane I care deeply. Horrible idea, but you already know that, Dr. Jane. Tsk tsk. 1:46 PM Nov 4th from txt
  12. @plainjane I care. Twitter is my life. 5:01 AM Oct 31st from txt
  13. My co-workers are all twat-waffles. 10:41 AM Oct 29th from web
  14. I fucking hate this weather. I feel all clammy and gross. 10:20 AM Oct 22nd from web
  15. @plainjane I have been putting off the mammo for 5 months. I'll make the appointment today... 5:48 AM Oct 15th from txt
  16. Working from home today. Swallowed coffee wrong and choked forever. I thought I was going to die. Is this why you shouldn't drink alone? 7:07 AM Oct 8th from web
  17. @plainjane My grandma liked scones too. 6:32 AM Oct 8th from web
  18. @joelmchale Grapefruit juice sucks. You're wrong. Kill yourself now. Have a good day. :-) 10:16 AM Sep 23rd from web
  19. I bought a new bra yesterday, and my boobs seem to appreciate it. 10:21 AM Sep 21st from web
  20. It's Follow Friday. Still don't know exactly how this works, but you should all follow @shitmydadsays Seriously funny. 9:57 AM Sep 11th from web