Same2U
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I have to make salsa, deviled eggs, spinach dip, taco dip, and a shrimp platter tonight. Better open a bottle of something quick.
2:47 PM Dec 24th, 2009
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Whoever thought to spiral slice a ham was a goddamn genius.
9:12 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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Do you think Christmas is at my sister's house this year because she KNOWS my hubby is allergic to the cat and we won't stay long?
2:30 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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@ I prefer my God in a McMuffin.
6:54 AM Dec 3rd, 2009
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It has come 2 my attention that my husband is a spoiled brat. ;-)
7:04 AM Dec 2nd, 2009
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TiVo fucked me out of Glee for a goddamn "Where are they now"? Biggest Loser.
6:33 PM Nov 25th, 2009
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@ Fuck no.
9:40 AM Nov 25th, 2009
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@ Reading your Tweets and listening to you on WXRT right now. You're a funny fuck.
6:55 AM Nov 20th, 2009
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@ I think I speak for everyone when I say, "I hate you".
11:37 AM Nov 18th, 2009
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I'm going to open a bottle of wine. Let's see how long it takes the husband to come running downstairs at the sound of the cork.
1:25 PM Nov 5th, 2009
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Is it just me, or is everyone sick of my job?
11:15 AM Nov 5th, 2009
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@ I don't have you grouped with that twat, Amalah. Do I get a prize? LOL
10:37 AM Nov 5th, 2009
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The FedEx man just delivered 2 bottles of Cosentino wine to my house. I think it would be rude not to open at least one of them now, right?
10:07 AM Nov 5th, 2009
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@ I care deeply. Horrible idea, but you already know that, Dr. Jane. Tsk tsk.
1:46 PM Nov 4th, 2009
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@ I care. Twitter is my life.
5:01 AM Oct 31st, 2009
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My co-workers are all twat-waffles.
10:41 AM Oct 29th, 2009
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I fucking hate this weather. I feel all clammy and gross.
10:20 AM Oct 22nd, 2009
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@ I have been putting off the mammo for 5 months. I'll make the appointment today...
5:48 AM Oct 15th, 2009
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Working from home today. Swallowed coffee wrong and choked forever. I thought I was going to die. Is this why you shouldn't drink alone?
7:07 AM Oct 8th, 2009
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@ My grandma liked scones too.
6:32 AM Oct 8th, 2009
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- Name Dawn Rogers
- Location ÜT: 41.617441,-88.209103
- Bio Ray of Fucking Sunshine
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