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is twitter vs facebook the betamax vs VHS of our generation?3:01 PM Jul 13thfrom web
the 2ndhand denim shirt i bought today was designed for C&A by the same man who designed clothes for Nikita Khrushchev & JFK: Angelo Litrico2:37 PM Jul 13thfrom web
35 shots of rum was superb. Brilliant even. Recommend it highly. Also the curzon soho are playing fuck buttons in the loo. Ace.10:32 AM Jul 13thfrom txt
off out to the curzon soho to see 35 rhums. read good reviews i'm looking forward to it.7:21 AM Jul 13thfrom web
words we all should use more: bodacious bogus hellacious ill badass psych rad veg ace amped BFF bitchin' bite me boss bounce bunk choice5:40 AM Jul 13thfrom web
bugger - just realised we missed a gig (June 27th) with Simon Amstell and Tim Key on the bill. that would have been fresh to death.4:27 AM Jul 13thfrom web
today was indeed splendid. thanks everyone! my feet hurt quite moderately.3:26 PM Jul 12thfrom web
theme for summer now budgetfun. in that spirit just lost a thousand imaginary euro dollars to @ahoycurlyboy and @scotsforlard playing poker2:52 PM Jul 11thfrom web
GOD shop advert: "Everyday the news is filled with stories of financial crisis, wars and rumours of wars." rumours of wars?! WTF.2:27 AM Jul 11thfrom web
OMFG now they've moved on to UFOs & aliens - a group of evil fallen angels called Nephilim who want to dilute the human race SEXUALLY2:20 AM Jul 11thfrom web