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  1. The Clark St. station is closed. Brooklyn Heights residents advised to take their Infiniti for Whole Foods-bound service. (via @FakeMTA) 9:13 AM Dec 16th from Twitterrific
  2. "Chris Brown Lashes Out At Stores That Won't Stock His CD" ...headline of the day... He better watch out. Walmart Hits back. 3:32 PM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  3. am i your fattest friend? 8:29 PM Dec 13th from Twitterrific
  4. Man, I'm flabby. 6:01 PM Dec 12th from Twitterrific
  5. The show has a name. "Samicidal Tendencies". Hold on to your butts. 7:58 PM Dec 11th from Twitterrific
  6. I need a title for my very first stand-up comedy show. Suggestions welcome. Don't be a dick. 2:43 PM Dec 10th from Twitterrific
  7. RT @movieguypaul: @radioguychris there's a group on facebk called "I say happy holidays just to piss off Bill O'Reilly" (via @radioguychris) 6:10 AM Dec 10th from Twitterrific
  8. Barbara Walters definitely just said "bluffin with my muffin". 8:13 PM Dec 9th from Twitterrific
  9. Oh, ya know, hangin with @Halsparks and @Lizzwinstead and maybe just maybe @SMShow??? 4:15 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  10. Well, Paula Deen just said "we're just gonna ease our meat down inta there". SO THERE'S THAT. 5:01 PM Dec 7th from Twitterrific
  11. Train doors now equipped with guillotine function. Stand clear. (via @FakeMTA) 5:19 AM Dec 7th from Twitterrific
  12. New bedroom TV, I'm your biggest fan. (obligatory response: HOW BIG ARE YOU?) 4:24 PM Dec 6th from web
  13. @putvin oh please. You're too kind. (and you haven't seen be in full-on scraggly mode$ 9:47 AM Dec 6th from Twitterrific in reply to putvin
  14. my not-washed-since-Wednesday-hair? surprisingly hot. 11:13 AM Dec 5th from Twitterrific
  15. Sometimes I dip directly out of the salsa jar, because sometimes you just gotta. 10:51 PM Dec 4th from Twitterrific
  16. Dr. Nancy Snyderman needs a nap. Girlfriend looks like hell. 9:08 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  17. Would like to remind passengers that walking between cars is illegal, but moonwalking between cars is totally righteous. (via @FakeMTA) 7:42 AM Dec 2nd from Twitterrific
  18. Snowflakes in the WP! 6:36 AM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  19. RT@HalSparks on the Anniversary of Oscar Wilde's death.. Best last words ever.. "I'm at war with this wallpaper and one of us has got to go" 4:50 PM Nov 30th from Twitterrific
  20. I have the exact same uniqlo coat as the guy directly in front of me in the trader joes line. Boy is my face red. 12:50 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific